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[ChocolateCoffin]

http://www.nationstates.net/16269/page=display_nation/nation=barkant

[Teapot]

Yep, you got the joke.

Well I just didn't laugh.

[beebles]

The Republic of Extra angry men is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 6%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.

Crime is moderate. Extra angry men's national animal is the weasel and its currency is the lampoon.

[TruncheonClock]

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies, and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

I've also just invested in Super Soldiers, so i've almost got an army of Space Marines.

[Marlin Clock]

I know this is old, but the irony of this option is just delicious.

The Issue

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange marlin-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.
The Debate

   1. "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Charles Christmas, an angry farmer. "The marlin was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."