A DJ/Producer's Wet Dream

[LuigiClock]

4 channel Mixer
2 Channel Video Mixer
12 effects + Processor (with midi in out)
Multiple Video effects ready to unload (presets) with several customizable ones + a few fonts and preset messages (And the ability to type your own on the go and set effects to them, holy fffffff)
Full reactive touchscreen
Keyboard compatible
Text Screens
USB Compatibility with external HD
SD Card compatibility

Basically it does a lot of shit that a standard mixer doesn't and just playing on one makes you just spaz, its that fucking cool. We had one at the Pioneer party and I was lucky enough to try it out for 30 minutes, its definately worth the 6 thousand price tag for all its functions. I Had for a second on one of the screens a psychadelic screenprint "Obey the Clock Crew" followed with "B" in red with a solid white background and some seizure red and black blinking BG with a keyboard mash in it (like "asfgd") while being able to roll the song and go into the next song without and slowdown or drop in song quality and being able to do effects at the same time.

Its the god of mixers, and hopefully I'll see more of these at different Locations and gigs. Karu told us we should get one by the time I get back on the roster, so thats something I can Fap about.

tl;dr

This mixer is your father, it fucked your mom vigorously and your existence is responsible because of this.

[satan will destroy you]

why video effects though? doesn't that make the price tag alot higher for a pretty wonky function

[LuigiClock]

why video effects though? doesn't that make the price tag alot higher for a pretty wonky function

Does, but you can fuck with the crowds with it much better than standard preset videos and generic porn. PLUS, if I convert clock crew movies into avi format or mkv, I can put them into the mixer though USB or SD, and play with the animations. Similar to that of making a youtube poop, minus the sounds

[satan will destroy you]

Does, but you can fuck with the crowds with it much better than standard preset videos and generic porn. PLUS, if I convert clock crew movies into avi format or mkv, I can put them into the mixer though USB or SD, and play with the animations. Similar to that of making a youtube poop, minus the sounds

wet dream indeed.. i just realized how much fun you can have with it
it probably won't become more than a dream to me though
simply can't afford that stuff... maybe once i become a audio visual wank professor i will get something like that

[HachezClock]

it looks great. I don't understand why you would need two channels of video.  I don't really like usb or sd, so I stick with cd or vinyl. I rarely work with vinyl recently though. still I got tons of sample cds. I even got about 40 acapella cds. that mixer is two much for my "less than $700 dollars or gtfo" policy which I strictly respect. looks great but I will have to use my axis 2 cd players (maybe axis 4 since I'm getting two) to play sounds. also I got a digital sampler somewhere, but I can't find it.

[Kidney BeanClock]

Though epic as it is, I fear that I will never have one of these.

[satan will destroy you]

Though epic as it is, I fear that I will never have one of these.

yes, i prefer a shitty set up and some fantasy rather than just buying for alot of dollaz than can be spend on more shitfun gear to play with !

[satan will destroy you]

althought not tooooo shitty please

[LuigiClock]

althought not tooooo shitty please

My first setup was:
- a pair of Pioneer CDJ-200's (shit CDJS, easy to beatmatch between two, but its not as true as it is in the pro circuit. It sets up a delusional feeling that you could outperform Oakenfold/Tiesto/Van Buuren/Van Dyk/Corsten/insert world circuit DJ here, but the moment you touch the professional gear, you sound like a total fucking noob)

- a DJM-400 (shit 2 channel mixer but durable, lasted me about 3 years before I upgraded)

- a kaoss pad (it was for the effects processing, now I use a pair of kp3s to process effects on the individual turntables while being able to run a second effect on the given channel through the mixer's preset effects)

- a stanton turntable (blah, pioneer/technics are so much fucking better)


the SVM is good, but again, its for pro-use. I mean you could have fun dicking around with it and just making your sets run wild.

But again, this isn't something to start with, even though its touch based screen for effects selecting is so much easier than using knobs.