DRAW DRAGONS FUCKING CARS IN PROTEST OF BULLSHITTERY!!!!!

[FossilClock]

Haltman fails again.

[Dark Narcotic Wolf]

Because I don't want to be forced into bullshit like this any more.

I hope you and your family die in a fire.

[BinaryClock]

duh

[Kidney BeanClock]

Usually, when I get a haltman, I just leave CC and look at porn instead.

[AlbinoClock]

Usually, when I get a haltman, I just leave CC and look at porn instead.

internetcult.org has no haltmans and nudity in every avatar

[TequilaClock]

internetcult.org has no haltmans and nudity in every avatar

That sounds like a shitty ass site then

[EnglishClock]

I got halted to a thread in the Gas Chamber once.

[LambdaClock]

It takes way more than two seconds, because when we get Haltman'ed into a thread, we're supposed to believe it's important. Thus, if we do what the system intends to have us do, we read however many pages it is looking for some importance.

I got haltmaned for this thread, now it seriously needs to stop. I'm with you now.

[coalclock]

OHHH THE IRONY!!!

[Joey 57857]

This is so dumb every time we make a thread against haltman he makes us get halted here just ignore him.

[LuigiClock]

I think we should do something like this, because sometimes Haltman is placed on threads that are complete bullshit, and sometimes requested by members (I think).

If Haltman is abused by a staff member, staff member should be warned and then revoked of his Haltman abilities for a certain time. If this bullshit continues, strip Haltman away.

As for members who request it on dumb threads that pertain to nothing relevant other than a brilliant flash or some news that is worth reading (Like this) and in turn the thread gets gassed, the member should be banned for 7 days minimum, double the days for each reoccurring time it happens. It makes the member wonder if "This is truly something that the crew should know, or will I get banned"


Support for this theory of course comes on the basis that people have been banned for whatever other reasons and sometimes for just taking a quick stab at a staff member. Most recently its been very chill and not many staff members have been reacting with the quick ban. But throughout my history here, I do remember very well the few times I have been banned, were reasons for stupid shit ( Stopping payment of Bit's Server Service and refusal to pay by Bit Himself, Posting while Intoxicated by Grey)

[coalclock]

ok fuck haltman!

If I don't read a thread chances are I DONT FUCKING CARE!

[TikiShades]

It's EXTREMELY annoying for those new guys, and I have to be Haltman'd for about 2 minutes every time I come here, just so I don't miss something that is not important.

[coalclock]

It's EXTREMELY annoying for those new guys, and I have to be Haltman'd for about 2 minutes every time I come here, just so I don't miss something that is not important.

No one cares about you new guys.

No offence.

[k0ma]

I suppose I don't mind Haltman.   I try to read every thread regardless of whether I'm forced to or not.    What's one more click of my mouse?

[Biggskoo]

hahaha didn't read a single post in this thread except the OP but this is seriously funny

why don't you guys fucking stop freaking out about being forceread to one thread because it takes away 5 seconds from your precious life

[PossumClock]

I AGREE FULL-HEARTEDLY!

[coalclock]

hahaha didn't read a single post in this thread except the OP but this is seriously funny

why don't you guys fucking stop freaking out about being forceread to one thread because it takes away 5 seconds from your precious life

fuck you I need them 5 seconds!!!

[Biggskoo]

well guys i just got haltmanned to another thread and i lost 7 seconds of my alotted Posting Time, guess i have to go kill myself now

goodbye cruel world

[coalclock]

well guys i just got haltmanned to another thread and i lost 7 seconds of my alotted Posting Time, guess i have to go kill myself now

goodbye cruel world

goodbye sweet prince