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Farted by Lump Clock, April 23, 2008, 09:01:26 AM

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Lump Clock

I arrived in Japan a few hours ago. Right now it seems pretty neat, it's dark and I went from the airport to the hotel. Once I get set up where I'm going to be living at, then I'll keep y'all posted!!!

:D

CaulkClock

Does the toilet spray your arse? That's all I want to know

Lump Clock

It would be wierd if it did, but lately the only thing that's sprayed my arse was the water coming back up at me after I dropped a 2x4

CaulkClock

Oh, one more thing. Is Japan actually a giant Takeshi's Castle?

ArgoonKlok

Can you run around and hit people with a pipe?
Or throw coins at them?
Giant flaming coins?

BunnyClock


RabidClock

By Japan you mean Okinawa right? Don't call the elder Okinawans Japanese, they'll get pissed - amazing what genocide will do to a people.


SpongeClock SquarePants

Japan should be shot into space and a new land built in its place.
Futhermore all reference to japan in historybooks/internet/tv etc. should be erased and all japanese people hung or shot into space with their homeland.
It deserves to be cleansed and forgotten.

BunnyClock

Quote from: SCSP;1289862It deserves to be cleansed and forgotten.

And be replaced by New Netherlands. A country where you can deport all your miserable allochtoonse jeugd.


And our French.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: BunnyClock;1289890And be replaced by New Netherlands. A country where you can deport all your miserable allochtoonse jeugd.


And our French.

We'll call it urk out of spite.
Edit - the slogan for the movement should be "elke turk nu naar urk".

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: SCSP;1289862Japan should be shot into space and a new land built in its place.
Futhermore all reference to japan in historybooks/internet/tv etc. should be erased and all japanese people hung or shot into space with their homeland.
It deserves to be cleansed and forgotten.

Sieg heil!

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: BunnyClock;1289890And be replaced by New Netherlands. A country where you can deport all your miserable allochtoonse jeugd.


And our French.

And HeinekenClock.

BreadfruitClock

how many anime girls have hit on you so far

peyoteclock

Quote from: SCSP;1289862Japan should be shot into space and a new land built in its place.
Futhermore all reference to japan in historybooks/internet/tv etc. should be erased and all japanese people hung or shot into space with their homeland.
It deserves to be cleansed and forgotten.

the planets technology effectively regresses back to the stone age.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: peyote;1290006the planets technology effectively regresses back to the stone age.

we steal their technology first of course. We're hypocrites after all.

Moose Clock

You finally found someone who will respect your small penis. Congratulations!

ChocolateCoffin

That wasn't cool, I'd go as far as to say, that that was uncool.

Anata wa baka desu!

PolyhedronClock


Slurpee

I want


I want to move

to move to Japan

Japan


I want to see
all the animes

I want
a bento box



it can't be pinku









that's japanese for pink