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Farted by k0ma, April 25, 2008, 01:12:39 PM

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k0ma

ahem hem...

 It all started back in 1998!
I lost ma cock when it was hit with an ice skate.
some dude's bat made the bitch's leg vibrate,
i'm irate,
because i have to urinate.
but its too late, my dick has suffered a miserable fate;
so i wait,
and watch the clock as it gets late.
time passes by and i begin to contemplate:
was it your intention to create hate?
if it was, and it is, i think i'm taking the bait.
where the fuck's the phone at? let me call my boy nate.
BCG in this bitch, 2008 is the date-
wait...

im pissin! in my pants, but at an average rate!
man fuck this shit lemme stop the tape

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k0ma

i will git my buddy biggs to move it, methinks!

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