Shakespeare translated to 'street'

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BLORFFJHGHG

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Disgusting



Originally intended as satire, I just saw the author on television state that he really hopes for kids to learn of Shakespeare's works through this.. garbage. I honest to God hope it falls flat. As good as it is to extend a bit of culture, doing it through such dumbed down methods that practically shit all over the original works is bleh~

Dumb fucks today need to be slapped back into place, not catered for.

Edit: Speculation, but this is likely to be something our ham-fisted education system might actually take into consideration in using for modern day learning of Shakespeare.

les' teech r kidz 2 b ilitirit gangstas out on da' streetz

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les' teech r kidz 2 b ilitirit gangstas out on da' streetz

Fuken solid br..I CAN'T DO IT. I can't stoop to the depths of a MySpace dreg and type with my dick, it would be keyboard blasphemy.

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Fuken solid br..I CAN'T DO IT. I can't stoop to the depths of a MySpace dreg and type with my dick, it would be keyboard blasphemy.

u tryin 2 say sumfin bout da way i type, punk???

[Inquisitor]

Oh God...

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That movie was fine since all it did was update the timesetting, not "updating" the play itself.

Not saying it didn't suck, though.

[AirPumpClock]

That movie was fine since all it did was update the timesetting, not "updating" the play itself.

Not saying it didn't suck, though.

I don't know, the older variant of English and the modern Australian drug/crime ring theme didn't really mix. If you're going to remake Shakespeare, do it well.

[k0ma]

Tell them to go here:




(User was banned for this post; Reason: Okay, this is the second time I've noticed you take your wacky "Africa is stupid" campaign outside of your dumb racist thread, and it has nothing to do with this topic. Stop trolling.)

bahahaha you got fucked up

anyway i would like to say that it probably hurt like a bitch when those italians were shankin eachother

"k0maspear"

ps: the guns used in the leonardo dicaprio romeo and juliet movie were fuckin dope

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I saw this movie a few days ago and it was the first thing I thought when I saw the title.

[OcarinaClock]

Take Shakespeare's Hamlet and substitute it with a butchered form of the English language= Profit.

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Take Shakespeare's Hamlet and substitute it with a butchered form of the English language= Profit.

I feel that this link is incredibly relevant.

[k0ma]

umm lulz!!!! encyclopedia dramatica is a homosexual website devoted to the sucking of dicks

[Dr. Watson]

dis be shakespears dat dey teach me 2morrow in my LD class. its too hard nigga

[Slurpee]

I don't know, the older variant of English and the modern Australian drug/crime ring theme didn't really mix. If you're going to remake Shakespeare, do it well.

I think they could have gotten away with it, if it wasn't blatantly obvious that none of the actors in the movie had the slightest fucking clue what they were saying.

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I'm all for making Shakespeare more accessible to the younger generations, but this is just wrong.

[ArgoonKlok]

Rage is building steadily.
I think I'll explode by the time I hit 30.