The Clock King

[camoclock is a great man]

by the way thread doesn't deliver due to lack of hamburgerclock

[CaramelAppleClock]

I won pr0n king

[BobbyClock]

Did you spike the punch with holy water?

[TequilaClock]

haha how did some total innocent catholic nerdo who cheers for chicago sports teams win prom king

p. impressive actually

Marlin totally scored you Shirley away man, you gonna leave it like that?

[Marlin Clock]

Did you spike the punch with holy water?

No punch, open bar.

[TruncheonClock]

i always wanted to be prom queen

[HeinekenClock]

Marlin being voted in as prom king is as great a joke as voting for the saddest teacher to be teacher of the year.

"Mister Berben, against all expectations, has been elected teacher of the year 2005!"
"uhh, well, uhh, thanks, uhh, wow, uhh, uhh, i never, uhh, uhh, thought that, uhh, this would, uhh, ever happen, uhh, i guess, uhh, thanks"

[Biggskoo]

mr. berben
mr. bourbon

[Marlin Clock]

Marlin being voted in as prom king is as great a joke as voting for the saddest teacher to be teacher of the year.

"Mister Berben, against all expectations, has been elected teacher of the year 2005!"
"uhh, well, uhh, thanks, uhh, wow, uhh, uhh, i never, uhh, uhh, thought that, uhh, this would, uhh, ever happen, uhh, i guess, uhh, thanks"

I actually think a good percentage wasn't joking.

[ArgoonKlok]

Have the noob.

[Ti-83Clock]

lol cool
congrats, i guess

[Marlin Clock]

It was like that way for mine... Has America gone completely fucking crazy?

My chapter of high school life has been a little crazy.

What? How old are you kids? I sure as hell had to predrink before prom and our age limit is 18 - 19.

Open bar as in there's an open bar, it just served pop and stuff, not alcohol or anything like that.
It wasn't in the school, it was this fancy italian restaurant.

[PossumClock]

my condolences to the queen.

[Marlin Clock]

my condolences to the queen.

Oh fuck you

[WreckingBallClock]

I wish they were able to have a King and Queen for the Walruses out here. I want to win something. And basketball is too hard for a walrus.

[PossumClock]

Oh fuck you

it's nice to see you again marlin, my sweet. :*

[Solenoidclock]

Did you spike the punch with holy water?

Grand.


What kind of a prom DJ would play rap and techno in a formal atmosphere? I'd condone some live synth, but this is the kind of crap you'd get from an all-request DJ at a suburban brat's quincenera.

[Marlin Clock]

Grand.


What kind of a prom DJ would play rap and techno in a formal atmosphere? I'd condone some live synth, but this is the kind of crap you'd get from an all-request DJ at a suburban brat's quincenera.

I think a majority of the fast songs were student requested, and a good portion of my student body is meatheads/stoners/gangsters.

It was for all the grinding dances, which personally I find barbaric. We're in these nice dresses and tuxes and what's the best thing they can think of? Grinding.

[Dark Narcotic Wolf]

I think a majority of the fast songs were student requested, and a good portion of my student body is meatheads/stoners/gangsters.
 
It was for all the grinding dances, which personally I find barbaric. We're in these nice dresses and tuxes and what's the best thing they can think of? Grinding.

i loves me some ground beef

[Silly Putty Clock]

Grand.


What kind of a prom DJ would play rap and techno in a formal atmosphere? I'd condone some live synth, but this is the kind of crap you'd get from an all-request DJ at a suburban brat's quincenera.

I live in Canadian redneck territory, and all the DJs ever play at school dances is rap and r@ve/techno, and most of that is rap.