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My Mother is a Fashion Nazi.

Farted by Steve, May 09, 2008, 01:42:20 AM

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Steve

So this morning i wake up and england is sunny and most likely boiling outside with a light breeze.

So to solve this issue with heat i decide to put on my dad's old Hockey shirt because it's actually cool me down more (the fyucking whole things in them). Then my mother sees me and is like "YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT THEY'LL TAKE THE PISS OUT OF YOU AT COLLEGE YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR NICE WHITE SHIRT"

so i goes to her and i says "FUCK PROPER T-SHIRTS IT'S TOO FUCKING WARM FASHION NAZI"


hockey shirt or normal t-shirt clock crew?

FileCabinetClock

slit your mom's throat problem solved
the man, the legend

Steve

Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1305084slit your mom's throat problem solved
Can'tr man she's making me my tea

Steve

Clock Crew you have 10 minutes then i'm off.

AlbinoClock



Teapot

Quote from: China Clock;1305097Nudity.
I agree with this. I always sit at my PC and sleep naked.


Steve

Quote from: Teapot;1305121I agree with this. I always sit at my PC and sleep naked.
Who are you?

RabidClock

Quote from: Steve;1305134Who are you?
a nudist dumbass

Hockey shirt


mauserclock


Slash

Wear decent clothes, most young people allready give the impression of a bunch of sleazy scumbags, don't make that reputation even worse.

Slash

And Canistel, your sig makes my computer lag, so do something about it.

TequilaClock

Wear it anyway, I leave to school with whatever shirt I want by just wearing it and going away after all.
Quote from: Reisen;1305215And Canistel, your sig makes my computer lag, so do something about it.
Tell your computer to stop sucking so much cock.

mauserclock

Quote from: Reisen;1305215And Canistel, your sig makes my computer lag, so do something about it.
Ok your majesty whatever you ask-  
It was lagging my computer too so I took it off.

WreckingBallClock

Question, if your pants don't go around the entire heel, are they considered way too short to wear? My mother seems to believe so, and my father agrees. Of course, my father also thinks that wearing a Looney Tunes shirt makes me immature.

China Clock

Quote from: WreckingBall;1305236Question, if your pants don't go around the entire heel, are they considered way too short to wear? My mother seems to believe so, and my father agrees. Of course, my father also thinks that wearing a Looney Tunes shirt makes me immature.

Just cut 'em up, lad. If they're inbetween the knee and heel they're piratepants, yarrr! _pirate_

F U Clock

Here's what you do:

Start going to the gym all the time, and get jacked out of your mind.

Then, you can wear a sleeveless shirt and no one can call you a fag, and you'll be cooled by the exposed flesh. You can do this all in a matter of minutes.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: China Clock;1305258Just cut 'em up, lad. If they're inbetween the knee and heel they're piratepants, yarrr! _pirate_

I love this idea.

AlbinoClock

Your dad's right about the looney toons shirt. Longer pants do look better, too.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_