The world will end in 24 hours.

[ChocolateBarClock]

How is it suposed to manage that?

It's complex physics and stuff.

[Slash]

Well that explains all.

[OcarinaClock]

Wait what does this thing do exactly?

[ChocolateBarClock]

Wait what does this thing do exactly?

I'm guessing it collides hedrons.

[buttplug]

EON8

[Teapot]

I'm not going to spend my last 22:40 hours reading all that shite, so summary plz.

This too please.

[PecanClock]

EON8

That was funny.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

EON8

This is different in that it's a real countdown, to when scientists turn on this:

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/HowLHC-en.html

Inside the accelerator, two beams of particles travel at close to the speed of light with very high energies before colliding with one another. The beams travel in opposite directions in separate beam pipes – two tubes kept at ultrahigh vacuum. They are guided around the accelerator ring by a strong magnetic field, achieved using superconducting electromagnets. These are built from coils of special electric cable that operates in a superconducting state, efficiently conducting electricity without resistance or loss of energy. This requires chilling the magnets to about ‑271°C – a temperature colder than outer space! For this reason, much of the accelerator is connected to a distribution system of liquid helium, which cools the magnets, as well as to other supply services.

[Teapot]

Wait...

[Teapot]

If someone here just so happens to be corpsegrinderclock, would they get in trouble for saying it now that the world might end?

[Teapot]

I'm sorry Clock Crew. You mean everything to me.

[Beret]

What it means is, it could blow everything up, because they are crashing a bunch of particles together.
 
 
 
 
 
 
KERFUCKEN!

[Teapot]

What it means is, it could blow everything up, because they are crashing a bunch of particles together. KERFUCKEN!

My game is torrenting on a massive one more hour than what the site says. Oh my god. I can't even try the first game of my favorite series.

[SoBe Clock]

Inside the accelerator, two beams of particles travel at close to the speed of light with very high energies before colliding with one another. The beams travel in opposite directions in separate beam pipes – two tubes kept at ultrahigh vacuum. They are guided around the accelerator ring by a strong magnetic field, achieved using superconducting electromagnets. These are built from coils of special electric cable that operates in a superconducting state, efficiently conducting electricity without resistance or loss of energy. This requires chilling the magnets to about ‑271°C – a temperature colder than outer space! For this reason, much of the accelerator is connected to a distribution system of liquid helium, which cools the magnets, as well as to other supply services.

-271 C?  Wow, that's 2 degrees above absolute zero.

[FileCabinetClock]

guys what if it actually happened

[Beret]

CRAZY, HUH?

[Slash]

My game is torrenting on a massive one more hour than what the site says. Oh my god. I can't even try the first game of my favorite series.

Which series?

[Beret]

guys what if it actually happened

But in all seriousness, yeah, that would suck.

[SoBe Clock]

guys what if it actually happened

Then we all die and Earth is destroyed, that's what.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

guys what if it actually happened

They'll accidentally actually cause another big bang, in which case, our whole universe will be in a hot dense state until expansion starts again and everything repeats. I'll type this post again in roughly a few billion years.