Darth Vader spared jail for Jedi attack (incase you don't read the London Metro)

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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=147412&in_page_id=34

man who dressed up as Darth Vader and attacked the founder of Britain's first Jedi church was spared jail today.

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Imperial march autoplay would be nice.

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Hahahaha I read in Ripley´s that you got a Jedi religion in UK, but I didnt knew it was true.

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Hahahaha I read in Ripley´s that you got a Jedi religion in UK, but I didnt knew it was true.

According to the Cenus I am one.
My dad is a fucking nerd.

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Words cannot describe the amount of laughter and irony that's in this, so I'll sum it up with an emote.

[Steve]

imperial march NOW

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Fuck you UK, letting Darth Vader go. Let's see if you feel the same sympathy with the death star up your ass in a few years.

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[Teapot]

Hahahaha I read in Ripley´s that you got a Jedi religion in UK, but I didnt knew it was true.

Oh and you happen to think that's bad. Here's the first thread I found on their forums:

there is a girl i want to take to  prom.. but she doesn't like me.   can one of the ministers please  pull a jedi mind trick on her ass  so i dont have to go stag? thx, -jedi jacob

Wow.

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Oh and you happen to think that's bad. Here's the first thread I found on their forums:

there is a girl i want to take to  prom.. but she doesn't like me.   can one of the ministers please  pull a jedi mind trick on her ass  so i dont have to go stag? thx, -jedi jacob

Wow.

goodness gracious that's priceless

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Oh and you happen to think that's bad. Here's the first thread I found on their forums:

there is a girl i want to take to  prom.. but she doesn't like me.   can one of the ministers please  pull a jedi mind trick on her ass  so i dont have to go stag? thx, -jedi jacob

Wow.

Let's even consider it's possible, would you really want to have to force a girl to come with you to the prom?
It's called rape, and he has to learn it.

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If I were a minister I'd be glad to jedi mind trick his future wife!

[Teapot]

Let's even consider it's possible, would you really want to have to force a girl to come with you to the prom?
It's called rape, and he has to learn it.

hello my name is Suihtis I love kebab and I hate the  global warming. I am looking for a woman that likes star  wars and is not fat! Also she needs to be a virgin so I  can know I have been there first.by that I mean no dark  force people have entered the cave of wetness  andpleasure! May the force be with you!

WORSHIPS STAR WARS AND IS NOT FAT.
Oxy fucking moron.

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hello my name is Suihtis I love kebab and I hate the  global warming. I am looking for a woman that likes star  wars and is not fat! Also she needs to be a virgin so I  can know I have been there first.by that I mean no dark  force people have entered the cave of wetness  andpleasure! May the force be with you!

WORSHIPS STAR WARS AND IS NOT FAT.
Oxy fucking moron.

Actually, nevermind.
By reading more of this forum I think that the massive 53 thousand people that signed the petition saying they believed in this crap, I think they were all just trolls or some shit.

1/3 of the forum are laughing at everyone because they actually believe it and 2/3rd of the people signed the petition.
another 1/3 of the forum believes in this shit
the last 1/3 are trying to talk about how God exists and not this Jedi shit. Jesus fucking christ.

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Lol this is the most pathetic religeon ever



besides Scientology, that is the most.

[Teapot]

Lol this is the most pathetic religeon ever



besides Scientology, that is the most.

I'm pretty sure it was just some fat ass blogger saying OH MY FREEDOM OF RELIGION BLAH BLAH BLAH and then went off and tried to start some gay shit like FSM

As there are very few organized and complete  courses that train potential Jedi to Jedi level, below you will find some home study courses that  will at least get the ball rolling.  The courses are taught by one of the worlds most  experienced and knowledgeable martial arts  experts and spiritual warriors.  They may not cover every area of knowledge that is  needed to become a complete Jedi. However, they do cover many areas that would be  beneficial for any prospective Jedi trainee.  They are also grounded in morality. Which is essential for any one who wishes to follow  the Jedi path.  With out a good grounding in morals/true  spirituality/self control, we are all nothing but  slaves to our senses and wild minds.  Please, take your faith to the next level. Have a look.

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Actually, nevermind.
By reading more of this forum I think that the massive 53 thousand people that signed the petition saying they believed in this crap, I think they were all just trolls or some shit.

1/3 of the forum are laughing at everyone because they actually believe it and 2/3rd of the people signed the petition.
another 1/3 of the forum believes in this shit
the last 1/3 are trying to talk about how God exists and not this Jedi shit. Jesus fucking christ.

So 5/3 represents the entire church?

[Steve]

waiting on imperial march

[Theta!]

According to the Cenus I am one.
My dad is a fucking nerd.

Like half the country are. When the government sent round letters to find out what religion everyone was a fake email went telling everyone to tick the starwars box. T.T

[Teapot]

So 5/3 represents the entire church?

No lol.
Half of the people signed the petition were probably joking.
The other half for god knows why take it seriously, and signed it.

Then there's a bunch of people who are like YEAH WELL FUCK YOUR RELIGION BLAH BLAH BLAH