Darth Vader spared jail for Jedi attack (incase you don't read the London Metro)

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

IMPERIAL MARCH PLZ I DONT HAVE IT

[Teapot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE.

The recent debate poll for this fucked up religion:

Weapons - Jedis should register their lightsabers with the local law enforcement if required in your area.   I strongly disagree because:     First off, my locality doesn't require registering your light saber (unless you're a sex offender). But regardless, I wouldn't. I mean it could be a Sith conspiracy so that they can collect our information in order to locate and destroy us. (May 16)

THEY HAVE LIGHTSABERS. HOLY SHIT.


Edit:
Wow racism.

Who is on the dark side? - Barack Obama is on the dark side of the force?

     I strongly agree because: HE IS A BLACK MUSLIM!!!! (May 16)

They've also stated that muslims are evil. What the fuck. Is this a star wars fansite or does //www.nazi.org have to move over?

[Teapot]

MARRIAGE VOWS:

http://www.jedichurch.com/jedi-marriage-licence.html

[Roman Collar Clock]

Wow racism.

 

They've also stated that muslims are evil. What the fuck. Is this a star wars fansite or does //www.nazi.org have to move over?

This site is better:

//www.niggermania.org

[Beetle]

They've also stated that muslims are evil. What the fuck. Is this a star wars fansite or does www.nazi.org have to move over?

I doubt there open BBS is a true reflection of there beliefs and principles. Just as you are not a reflection of the Clock Crew as a whole.

I'm pretty sure it was just some fat ass blogger saying OH MY FREEDOM OF RELIGION BLAH BLAH BLAH and then went off and tried to start some gay shit like FSM

FSM started as an anti-Creationist group mocking the ideals of American Fundamentalist. All of this aside, the ideals and philosophies of the "Jedi" are the beliefs of Taoist and Buddhist with a geeky spin.

It's a silly religion but most newly created or cult religions are. The only goal this religion has, like many religions, is to bring people together. That is, why there are Atheist Conventions and God knows what else. Because as absurd or hypocritical as they may seem. People just want the security and support of a group in there beliefs.

[Teapot]

I doubt there open BBS is a true reflection of there beliefs and principles.



FSM started as an anti-Creationist group mocking the ideals of American Fundamentalist. All of this aside, the ideals and philosophies of the "Jedi" are the beliefs of Taoist and Buddhist with a geeky spin.

Okay so go back there and read the wedding vows and tell me how much you love them for this.

[BilliardBall10]

now, really. wow. darth vader? attacking? sow me vid. its price less!1 f

[Slurpee]

[flash]http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3208/34559665pk3.swf height=0 width=0[/flash]

anyway

[TequilaClock]

Fuck you Slurpee, now I don't know what to do with this Audacity file

[Beetle]

Okay so go back there and read the wedding vows and tell me how much you love them for this.

What part of my post didn't you understand? I never said I was endorsing them. I simply stated there reasons for creation.

[Slurpee]

rename it virus.exe and send it to wade fulp

[Teapot]

What part of my post didn't you understand? I never said I was endorsing them. I simply stated there reasons for creation.

Wait a minute, so you read their marriage vows and you UNDERSTAND what they believe in yet you don't find it to be hilarious enough to fall in love with it? I mean c'mon!

[Teapot]

rename it virus.exe and send it to wade fulp

Or just keep doing stuff like that until we learn because god knows I didn't see it coming.

[iPodClock]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7367631.stm

THERES A FUCKING VIDEO OF THE ATTACK, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA/

[WrenchClock]

Is there a Sith church anywhere?

[Slurpee]

Is there a Sith church anywhere?

The Sith haven't existed in mass quantities since before Darth Bane, who made a change after realizing that the more Sith there were, the more self-destructive they became. "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." Thus, every Sith since has been either master or apprentice; Darth Sidious had Darth Maul, until he died, where he picked up Darth Tyrranus (Count Dooku), who was killed, and in turn replaced by Darth Vader, who sought to overthrow Sidious and take his place, instilling his son, Luke Skywalker, as his apprentice.

So a Sith church would only have two members, one of whom was constantly trying to overthrow the other.



STUPID.

[ChickenClock]

slurpee what the fuck

[Slurpee]

I'm schoolin this scrub on the extended universe

[Slurpee]

he don't know his exar kun from his ulic qel-droma

[iPodClock]

Slurpee you are awesome.