Oh those crazy 13 year olds

Pinstripe · May 15, 2008, 05:45:15 PM

i think the funny part of this is that they never mentioned that the father was angry or upset in any way.... bet the kid got off with one month of 'grounding' and a 'stern talking to'. maybe when he gets older he'll actually use the hookers the second time around.

FileCabinetClock · May 15, 2008, 05:46:35 PM

i don't understand why would two 13 year olds buy hookers and not fuck

TequilaClock · May 15, 2008, 05:46:57 PM

Quote from: Pinstripe;1311048i think the funny part of this is that they never mentioned that the father was angry or upset in any way.... bet the kid got off with one month of 'grounding' and a 'stern talking to'. maybe when he gets older he'll actually use the hookers the second time around.

Or maybe the son is so spoiled the father doesn't give a shit and its a merely a pat in the back.

Teapot · May 15, 2008, 05:48:30 PM

Quote from: Pinstripe;1311048i think the funny part of this is that they never mentioned that the father was angry or upset in any way.... bet the kid got off with one month of 'grounding' and a 'stern talking to'. maybe when he gets older he'll actually use the hookers the second time around.

Hm, ya know I don't think it's really necessary. If anybody in this universe would want to play HALO. With a HOOKER. For THIRTY THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS, they would really just not deserve to live. That father should beat the hell out of them.

Quote from: Monodi;1311045Maybe he found out she had chlamydiasis or any STD

I'm actually beginning to think that this is true. Then again if he knows what those things are, why would he pay more than 30 thousand dollars?

1337aZnPrInceSz · May 15, 2008, 05:50:02 PM

Hey, wait, since when do hookers accept creditcards.

TequilaClock · May 15, 2008, 05:50:07 PM

Quote from: Teapot;1311052I'm actually beginning to think that this is true. Then again if he knows what those things are, why would he pay more than 30 thousand dollars?

Because he is texan.

Quote from: 1337aZnPrInceSz;1311055Hey, wait, since when do hookers accept creditcards.

Since they have buttcheecks.

Teapot · May 15, 2008, 05:51:40 PM

Quote from: Monodi;1311056Since they have buttcheecks.

Okay I didn't get that one. Also, it's buttcheeks.

RomanClock · May 15, 2008, 05:59:54 PM

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And now they are being called "escort girls"?

TequilaClock · May 15, 2008, 06:03:08 PM

Quote from: Teapot;1311058Okay I didn't get that one. Also, it's buttcheeks.

TequilaClock · May 15, 2008, 06:10:26 PM

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1311087Now that I think of it, I'm curious to know how Jack Thomson would respond to this.

"Its obvious that Bungie suggests this game to be played with prostitutes as you se in this fine print I found totally not made by myself"

Slurpee · May 15, 2008, 06:11:40 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1311072....

And now they are being called "escort girls"?

pretty sure that's not anything new

Pinstripe · May 15, 2008, 06:12:22 PM

i think he'd be a fantastic politician... all he needs to do now is vehemently oppose laws allowing prostitution, and he'll be on his way.

joliet_jane · May 15, 2008, 06:15:40 PM

So you can hire someone to play Halo with you? Sounds fair. Reminds me of a good Chris Rock joke:

"So I'm walking down the street, right? And I saw this prostitute, right? And I said, 'How much?' She said, 'For $300, I'll do anything you want.' I said, 'B***h, paint my house!'"

Pin Clock · May 15, 2008, 06:20:20 PM

Dear lord, kids these days. "Hey Hookers, can you play Halo with us for 30K? I just won a WoW tournament, so you can''t say no!"

RomanClock · May 15, 2008, 06:24:32 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1311093pretty sure that's not anything new

Excuse me for not being 'in the know'. I've never heard of it that way. Is it British?

TequilaClock · May 15, 2008, 06:37:14 PM

Quote from: KeyClock;1311115I'm not really very knowledgeable on the world of prostitution, but shouldn't these women have figured out that something was wrong when two thirteen year olds came up to them with a credit card? I wonder if the boys came up and asked to play Halo first, of if the girls went to the hotel room and then they boys just said "Hey let's play video games"

"Hey did you knew you can... pay for... you know... company?"

"Whoah... r-really?"

Teapot · May 15, 2008, 06:42:47 PM

Quote from: KeyClock;1311115I'm not really very knowledgeable on the world of prostitution, but shouldn't these women have figured out that something was wrong when two thirteen year olds came up to them with a credit card? I wonder if the boys came up and asked to play Halo first, of if the girls went to the hotel room and then they boys just said "Hey let's play video games"

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

That's actually kind of smart for them to do.

Slurpee · May 15, 2008, 06:42:48 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1311112Excuse me for not being 'in the know'. I've never heard of it that way. Is it British?

not that I know of?

google search result for "escort girls" is 1.23 million so

you've probably just never heard it that way
it's not really surprising or a big deal or anything

BobbyClock · May 15, 2008, 06:52:31 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1311112Is it British?

Nope.

Beret · May 15, 2008, 07:05:18 PM

THOSE DAMN TEXANS

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Oh those crazy 13 year olds