Why you really don't want to move to Japan.

[AirPumpClock]

http://www.gaijinsmash.net/

Read the FAQs especially. It makes you glad you're not Japanese. At least it made me feel that way.

I mean, separate train cars for women to avoid groping? Geez.

Basically, if you don't get what's going on, this guy is an American who decided he wanted to be an English teacher in Japan. Really, it's an American insider's view on Japan. He also has an Australian guy with him, too, I think.

[TapedeckClock]

I was greeted by a 14-year old Japanese girl with "Hey nigga!"

[Toaster]

lol how long is your dick?

[PoisonshroomClock]

"how many women have you raped?"

[DWARFINATORclock]

http://www.gaijinsmash.net/


I mean, separate train cars for women to avoid groping? Geez.

Shit man, there go your plans of groping women when you're in Japan!

[einsteinclock]

lol its really funny, he seems more pissed at the fact that people are asking about the size of his dick.
 that site is genius, comparing sizes is common in Korea

[SageClock]

I should finally get to go to Japan this October (I've passed up on opportunities to go three times now), but I'll be going primarily for business reasons, and probably won't have much time, if any, for site-seeing. Although I will at least get a chance to see Tokyo, Yokohama, and Osaka, the three major cities.

I've been boning up on my Japanese for the trip, although I will be going along with 2 people that are 100% bilingual, so I won't technically need to, but it will be nice if I can sorta understand what people are talking about around me all the time.

But yeah, I'm just going to visit. It took me awhile, but I got over the "Japan is perfect!" phase and I'm no longer that interested in moving over there, although I would like to move somewhere for a year or two to get to experience a different culture. I'm currently being drawn to New Zealand, especially since there's at least one game dev studio there, but that's still a few years away before I seriously consider it, probably.

[satan will destroy you]

japanese culture is fucking raped by western society
they rape back

[Berserk Berserker]

Though, the gaming scene down there is wicked...

Also, you've got mahjong games THAT PLAY SOFTCORE PORN IN THE BACKGROUND

[u2]gOomAzm_Vpw[/u2]

[Roman Collar Clock]

Apparently there are places in Japan where we can't go because they can practice segregation.  Damn dirty gaijins!

[SeedClock]

AirPump why do you make threads about every little thing in your life

[ChocolateCoffin]

Konnichiwa! Watashi Wa EviruBerriCrocku desu!

[BreadfruitClock]

Apparently there are places in Japan where we can't go because they can practice segregation.  Damn dirty gaijins!

what really

[RoboDeath Clock]

the kids are fucking retards. what normal minded child would wanna shove their fingers up someones ass?

[ChocolateBarClock]

And one of my school nurses told me last week she gets quite a few students coming to her with sex problems. And these kids are in the 12-15 age range.

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[coalclock]

the kids are fucking retards. what normal minded child would wanna shove their fingers up someones ass?

That sounds like a fucking ace game!

[Wind-up Clock]

My computer teacher went to japan as part of a teaching program. Apparently they shove the trash away from where it can be seen in the parks and pay guys to pluck straggling leaves off of trees in the fall.

[buttplug]

Wow, wow.

I'm glad there is an ocean separating us from them.

[TheCheshireClock]

Nupe, still can't wait to get there. :|

[FUCK YOU ALL]

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand


(User was banned for this post; Reason: apparently two days ago barbedwireclock went on a spamming rampage that was so lame that NOBODY noticed until I chanced to view two of the threads he hit in a row. bonus week for being a real champion.)