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Farted by LeekClock, May 28, 2008, 10:04:58 AM

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LeekClock

Haiku threads are always fun.

"A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, usually about some form of nature."

Poetry, is it?
Well, i'll leave it for the queers.
I've got work to do.

You could also post another type of poem from this list. If you use a form other than Haiku, be sure to tell us what sort of poem it is.

Fibonacci poems (poems with a form based on the Fibonacci sequence, which occurs quite frequently in nature), for example, seem quite fun.

1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21

Who?
Not me.
You then, there?
You with the fat face.
You were the one who stole my love.
You will pay severely for stealing my innocence.
But first how about a cigarette and a bedtime story? And some warm milk, please.

ArgoonKlok

Finer examples
of some restrained poetry
you will never see

CaulkClock

La Da De Diddum
La Da Da Dum Do Diddle
Dum Do La De Do

There, that's sufficent
I wrote a Haiku for you!

LeekClock

Quote from: Heavoman;1320932La Da De Diddum
La Da Da Dum Do Diddle
Dum Do La De Do

There, that's sufficent
I wrote a Haiku for you!

Oh! Dare I say it?
That there is plag'arism!
"Tally Hall" yer not.

CaulkClock

This be the Clock Crew
Bask in it's drunken stupor
Wade really hates us

THERE

LeekClock

Now you're learning fast:
Not only for birthday cards -
Our words in glass jars.

Consolidated:
In verse my words ring longer,
louder than ever.

Bigglesnoots

I like DWARFINATOR because...

he is very cool
and quite awesome I might add
five syllables here

I wrote it some time ago!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

ChocolateCoffin

well summer is here,
the children reclaim the streets
as the sorry snails weep

LeekClock

In het nederlands
kan het ook zonder probleem.
Auf Deutsch geht es auch.

UnknownClock

Can someone help me
I can't do haikus that well
I'm not poetic

PolyhedronClock

Where to start this thing
I'm not even sure myself
I'll post elsewhere then

SlingshotClock

I thought I saw this
In the writing forum, so
What's it doing here?

CaulkClock

Quote from: DabblerSmurfClock;1321001I thought I saw this
In the writing forum, so
What's it doing here?
Here is the secret
Of all the other forums
Noone goes to them

LeekClock

What-ho! A squirrel!
Now your attention is mine.
The theme is now words.

BunnyClock

I love fancy rats.
Because they're really cute!
But I won't get one.

Wind-up Clock

I'm the president.
I'll take back our great US.
Suck my missile punch.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Biblo

I'm just sitting here
And watching Louis Theroux
I think he's awesome


Also the first two digits of the Fibonacci sequence are 1, 1 not 1, 2
It's 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 etc.

LeekClock

Actually it begins with zero!

TequilaClock

I have a sandwich
it got eggs, ham and much love
lets not forget cheese

Pin Clock

Well that was grabbing
I lost a minute from Flash
Thanks alot man.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?