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Farted by LeekClock, May 28, 2008, 10:04:58 AM

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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: LeekClock;1321121Actually it begins with zero!
this is correct.
edit no it's not
... 13 , -8, 5 , -3 , 2 , -1 , 1 , 0 , 1 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 5 , 8 , 13 ...
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Solenoidclock

I personally like my poetry and prose arranged into equal length lines, like so;
Rob, an odd fellow, designs
Poems of equal-length lines
And he limericks with flair
As his forethought and care
Ensure a word count of 3 9s
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

LeekClock

Nerds, all of you. Nerds!
The point is to build sentences
In certain structures

Solenoidclock

There once was a woman from Prague.
She spent her nights under a dog.
Her neighbor did spy
and then he let fly
across both his shirt and her blog.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

LeekClock

There once was a clock called Solenoid
Whose post drove Leek to be annoyed.
His post, as a ninja, did he edit
no sooner than leek'd said it:
"you're nerds and you all shall regret it!"

LeekClock

tried a limerick
failed to make it flow nicely...
there's always cs

LeekClock

Quote from: Monterey Jack;1321165There once was a woman from Prague.
She spent her nights under a dog.
Her neighbor did spy
and then he let fly
across both his shirt and her blog.

only a new englander could make that rhyme

FrankClock

Leek, the next video
When shall we expect it out
I'm dying to watch
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

LeekClock

Quote from: FrankClock;1321184Leek, the next video
When shall we expect it out
I'm dying to watch

Franklin my dear boy
check the syllables once more
the first line is wrong

Regarding my films
I await the next of them
Oh so eagerly.

All I can say is
One cannot predict a storm
from within the eye

FrankClock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321189Franklin my dear boy
check the syllables once more
the first line is wrong

Regarding my films
I await the next of them
Oh so eagerly.

All I can say is
One cannot predict a storm
from within the eye

Damn, I suck its true
I cannot even make one
Back to poker now
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

LeekClock

Hark FrankClock - don't go!
You did it - you did it well!
Poker? Give it up.

FrankClock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321201Hark FrankClock - don't go!
You did it - you did it well!
Poker? Give it up.

$16.25 stake
Was given last night online
Made buck-seventy-five

Although I had to split the profits per the staking agreement.

Speaking of staking me and Biggs are trying to get staked on the same site to run a series of 15 tournaments for a mock up of the world series but only one person has shown interest so far. Damn now Biggs sucks too along with me.
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

LeekClock

numbers and digits
apparently pose problems
RE syllables, Frank.

hopefully poker
is different to this stuff
don't bet too high now

FrankClock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321210numbers and digits
apparently pose problems
RE syllables, Frank.

lazy I was there
thought they would convey the same
sixteen twenty five


Quote from: LeekClock;1321210hopefully poker
is different to this stuff
don't bet too high now

All staked games playing
None of my own money here
Will win for others
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

TequilaClock

Excuse me I thirst
Looking for Dr. Pepper
I still have no luck

Solenoidclock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321182only a new englander could make that rhyme

A joke that I don't understand,
about a limerick some judge to be bland.
I'm from the US,
but I wrote that mess,
and I thought the rhyming was grand.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

LeekClock

maybe my knowledge
of 'mercn accents is weak
but prague and dog? nope

Solenoidclock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321269maybe my knowledge
of 'mercn accents is weak
but prague and dog? nope

I know for a fact
that Prague has a long vowel
except glottal Czechs
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

LeekClock

oh, americans.
you say everything wrong!
erm, i'm not racist

FrankClock

Quote from: LeekClock;1321269maybe my knowledge
of 'mercn accents is weak
but prague and dog? nope

I think I say it like "PROG" rhyming with clog but with a p starting sound. How do you say it. I was thinking at first when I saw that if it rhymed or not then I said it out loud and was like "meh I guess so".
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama