ITT: How do anal beads stay white?

[CranberryClock]

Commence.


*Idea, how would you keep your anal beads white

I need ideas...yes its for a movie.

IDEAS SO FAR:

-Lick them (TequilaClock)
-Paint them white daily (Bluehippo)
-Anal beads in a condom (Floppydiskclock)
-Bleach and Lye (Wind up Clock)
-Semen staining (KeyClock)
*- Favorite-*Dip them in hot wax before putting them in. After enjoyment, remove the now dry wax. (Flux)

[DWARFINATORclock]

They don't.

[CranberryClock]

They don't.

Fix't (filler)

[TequilaClock]

Lick them.

[Steve]

paint them white on a daily basis.

[Wind-up Clock]

bleach and lye.

[KeyClock]

Semen stains for movie, bleach and alcohol for real

[FlossClock]

Use an enema before inserting them, so they don't get poopy in the first place.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Dip them in hot wax before putting them in. After enjoyment, remove the now dry wax.

[ChocolateCoffin]

keep them in their original packaging because you accidentally ordered them off ebay.

[FileCabinetClock]

shove them up your dick, then squeeze and pull out, scraping the shit off inside your urethra

[Mangosteen Clock]

They got scared. The horrors of the asshole can be too much for a pearl necklace.

[LambdaClock]

sperm on them after doing it rough

[OvenmittClock]

what the fuck kind of a gay ass movie are you making?

[peyoteclock]

the inside of your rectum has car wash like scrubbers.

[CranberryClock]

Its for a scene... I can't reveal to much the script is still playing out, but I need to get some funny ideas for how Olivia Munn keeps her anal beads white.

[FileCabinetClock]

Its for a scene... I can't reveal to much the script is still playing out, but I need to get some funny ideas for how Olivia Munn keeps her anal beads white.

awesome

[Roman Collar Clock]

You don't use them.

[CranberryClock]

So far one of the scenes looks like this:

So.. what are you going to do now? I mean everything with Miss strawberry is off right?
I am looking right now on MySpace for a new date!
O...watch out for porn robots.
:Registers account on MySpace
<3AM Alarm Clock goes off>
*Yawn* its the day of the Newgrounds Award Ceromony and I don''t have a date yet...what do I do? New Text/Email Alert saying he has a friend request.
You have 1 New Message from Olivia Munn...
Oh Wow, your hot... I wanna like do...
Hey there... reads entire mail about how she wants him etc.. *make up a story*
+ Together say: Always Yours XoXo Olivia Munn
Hurray! Let me go tell the boys.. *runs downstairs*
Shows shadow of anal beads.. then puts them on a pillow of strawberries.. *Soon my collection of Strawberries will be complete so it will forever smell of strawberries*

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[coalclock]

cooking oil