I can't drink

[satan will destroy you]

alcohol is shit
get some decent drugs

[Solenoidclock]

When is the last time you had Saki and thought to yourself, "mmmm this is some weak shit"

This here.

In Floppy's defense some Asians I see are so thin I'd doubt if there were a pint of blood in them.

[beebles]

Practice makes perfect.

I remember having nights like that when I first started drinking - the more tolerance you build up the less often it happens.

Unless its one of those nights where you get sick and you think washing the taste out of your mouth with more drink is smart. I call those "Saturdays"

Beebles, your friendly Irish drunktard.

[MineralWaterClock]

remember guys, asians get shit faced over the most little amount of alcohol.

My dad use to be an alcoholic, I don't see him getting trashed.

Fuck genetics.

Anyway, I had a good night's sleep and I didn't puke. Yippie.

[RabidClock]

best way to avoid a bad hangover is not to chug liquor until you have the tolerance built up for something like that, but also replenish the liquid you're pissing out all night, ie water or gatorade or something like that. If I wake up feeling like shit after a night of drinking I chug  some orange gatorade and eat some kind of greasy fried substance. You'd think it would make you more sick but it actually doesn't. Greasy fried potatoes I find work the best.

EDIT: A bloody Mary in the morning will work wonders for your hangover also - it's a weak drink pretty much made for a hangover.

[Flounderpa]

A Gatored Will always work over dthe dehidratation, the greasy fries will ascent your stomach and some water will puriffy....Try mixing all of them and get an anti-hangover cure

[Il Duce]

Fuck alcohol.