Your schooling of rock-tards and the music-challenged

[Randy Pearson]

About a month ago, I was in the library for an English class and talking to the guy sitting next to me. We had really gotten off on a good foot because of our common love of Slayer and thrash metal and were busily talking music. I ended up mentioning that while I like heavy metal, for me, the greatest rock band ever would always be Queen.

I personally do not care what opinion you have on Queen, but this jerk goes ahead and tells me I'm crazy. I didn't really mind at first... until he said this: 'They only had one good song.'

My bullshit meter went of the scale. It was sensing the kind of nonsense that you only receive from someone who hasn't actually bothered to listen to the band they are talking about. At the top of my lungs, I started shouting out all of the great Queen songs I could think of: 'We Will Rock You! We Are the Champions! Another One Bites the Dust! Killer Queen! Bicycle Race! Don't Stop Me Now! I Want to Break Free! Bohemian Rhapsody! Hammer to Fall! Princes of the Universe! I Want it All! There! That's ELEVEN frickin' songs! And I'm not even done yet!'

The entire library was staring, and I know I was probably being a massive douchebag, but it totally felt good knowing music better than somebody (and I'm not the type of guy who usually knows a lot about music, either).

How about everyone else? Care to comment on your moments of owning the rock-tarded or the music-challenged?

[Biblo]

what a terrible argument, i have heard plenty of Queen and would agree with him. how the fuck did you know how much Queen he'd listened to?

anyone rude enough to shout in a library is a prick who deserves to die

[satan will destroy you]

My bullshit meter has exploded

[satan will destroy you]

heavy metal and queen are good music fact

[satan will destroy you]

next time you are schooling someone you might wanne use arguments

[Il Duce]

Why would you yell it at him?

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

guys what are the songs called the black slaves sang while working on the railroad.

[ChimeClock]

the greatest rock band ever would always be Queen.

lol

yeah, that was pretty stupid of you really

[LuxenbergClock]

Yes you totally schooled him by spontaneously screaming out Queen songs in a public library thusly stating your musical opinion, teh pwned

[ChocolateCoffin]

what is this? the star syndicate?!

[yinyangclock]

slayyuuuhhhh
thrrraaaayyyshhh metuuuullll

[coalclock]

it totally felt good knowing music better than somebody

By you saying this

How about everyone else? Care to comment on your moments of owning the rock-tarded or the music-challenged?

Means you never owned anyone and you are a fucking moron for saying queen is the best band ever.

[Pinstripe]

This deserves no praise, you sound like you have the debating prowess of a newborn giraffe...at least that's what i gather from your post.

... saying that this fellow head-banger knows nothing about music is implying that you happen to be an expert on the matter... Big words from someone who actually enjoys a shit band like slayer.

Now before you go assuming, like you did with this school fellow, know that I USED to listen to a lot of metal and thought it was the best damned thing since sliced bread. I supposed that since i listened to them and most rock bands, that made me feel musically diverse....Well...I was a little douchebag at that age, and i learned something very important a few years ago that proved my younger self wrong;

Being musically diverse does'nt mean that you listen to all of the bands from one genre and therefore have the right to call yourself a fucking expert. To be well-learned in the art of music mean that you know ALL of the genres and can tell what is a horrible band or not based upon multiple encounters of said genres.

Shouting out names of songs in a library doesn't make you any smarter than the guy you think is stupid. But posting that encounter on the internet is just plain I'm a edgy teen...

[ChickenClock]

About a month ago, I was in the library for an English class and talking to the guy sitting next to me. We had really gotten off on a good foot because of our common love of Slayer and thrash metal and were busily talking music. I ended up mentioning that while I like heavy metal, for me, the greatest rock band ever would always be Queen.

I personally do not care what opinion you have on Queen, but this jerk goes ahead and tells me I'm crazy. I didn't really mind at first... until he said this: 'They only had one good song.'

My bullshit meter went of the scale. It was sensing the kind of nonsense that you only receive from someone who hasn't actually bothered to listen to the band they are talking about. At the top of my lungs, I started shouting out all of the great Queen songs I could think of: 'We Will Rock You! We Are the Champions! Another One Bites the Dust! Killer Queen! Bicycle Race! Don't Stop Me Now! I Want to Break Free! Bohemian Rhapsody! Hammer to Fall! Princes of the Universe! I Want it All! There! That's ELEVEN frickin' songs! And I'm not even done yet!'

The entire library was staring, and I know I was probably being a massive douchebag, but it totally felt good knowing music better than somebody (and I'm not the type of guy who usually knows a lot about music, either).

How about everyone else? Care to comment on your moments of owning the rock-tarded or the music-challenged?

wow, do you have autism or something?

[Biblo]

this is the most self serving thread i've ever read. brilliant

[Slurpee]

1 time I n00bed ur opwn kajiggers.


I liked radio ga ga that shit was peppy.

[OcarinaClock]

You forgot to say Somebody to Love.

Therefore, your a faggot.

[iPodClock]

what a terrible argument, i have heard plenty of Queen and would agree with him. how the fuck did you know how much Queen he'd listened to?

anyone rude enough to shout in a library is a prick who deserves to die

This.

slayyuuuhhhh
thrrraaaayyyshhh metuuuullll

and this.

[Slash]

Are all Queen fans as crazy as you?
You're a reason not to like the band.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

thread backfired