What's the worst disease?

[TequilaClock]

Fox news reports: In an effort to further the war on drugs, the munchies is now considered a disease.

heehehehehe

[DillClock]

that one where your whole body turns into mould from the inside out

[LambdaClock]

life. fuck you

[DNAClock]

life. fuck you

Whoa, too much linkin park.

[LambdaClock]

Whoa, too much linkin park.

too much knife in my arm and not enough cars on my street

[LambdaClock]

uh




<-me btw

[DNAClock]

omagawd!
 
here's the cure: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

[LambdaClock]

omagawd!
 
here's the cure: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

life has a meaning

that's not in front of a vehicle

[DNAClock]

lmao

[RocketFetus]

Whoa, too much linkin park.

lol

[HotPocketClock]

Necrotizing fasciitis
Google images and see what happens next...

WIN

[TapedeckClock]

Except it took Stephen Hawking like ten years to write something.
 
Which, I'd hate. Not being able to move or do anything alone, or be able to talk, especially in his case, is just not fun.

Zombie Lincoln dosn't need movement he can do anything if he puts his mind to it.

[joliet_jane]

fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

Muscle cells spontaneously are replaced by bone cells.  WTF?  How could something like that happen?  Rot is natural, but this is an existential horror.

It's so cruel.  Unlike Necrotizing fasciitis, even "cut it off" won't work because that just makes it worse.

[joliet_jane]

falling to your death is much worse than any disease imagineable

I've long thought that it would be a cool way to commit suicide.  You get a free thrill ride on the way down, zero chance of survival, quick end, and if it's in a public place, you "leave a mark" on the lives of many.
I've heard that Niagara Falls is popular for suicides.  How awesome would that be?

What's really shitty is falling a short distance, even just tripping or slipping to the ground, and being seriously injured that way.  It's so cruelly ironic.

[FileCabinetClock]

yeah falling to your death accidentally would suck dick. i've had dreams like that before and all i can think it "So this is how it fucking ends. I'm going to die." and then i wake up and feel good

[ChickenClock]

the plague is pretty bad. it is also way cool

[CaramelAppleClock]

I've heard most people die from shock before touching the ground when falling.
Don't know if it's true though..

[beebles]

gangrene.

awful.

[Steve]

Gooch aids

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

homosexuality