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Farted by SeedClock, June 29, 2008, 03:39:34 AM

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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

SeedClock

Quote from: OpwaardeerKlok;1349493hahaha oh god
link?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/913225
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GreyClock

I don't know what's better, the obviously fake op or this comment from a 13-year old Filipino boy, "ulumuluguy wrote: jump in pool-drink cum-problem solved.

thats gunna make the guy who cummed on the pool get pregnant... if it were to happen"

SeedClock

who knows maybe he willl swallow an egg or two in there it could happen
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GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

WiiClock

WiiClock (3:42:44 AM): hahaha
WiiClock (3:42:51 AM): you can get pregnant from that right
WiiClock (3:42:54 AM): like that one story
WiiClock (3:42:58 AM): by the guy who wrote fight club
WiiClock (3:43:05 AM): chuck palohonoilk
HELLO EVERYONE.

WiiClock

Quote from: Mosrhun;1349502The woman in your avatar got pregnant from the cum in her eye. FACT.

the guy has a condom on
HELLO EVERYONE.

SeedClock

wouldnt you contract a sexual disease from doing that
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CaramelAppleClock

not nearly as funny as the stick in the butt guy

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

RobClock

He should just tell everyone to get the fuck outta his house.

Il Duce

Wouldn't the chlorine and temperature kill the sperm?

CaramelAppleClock

Quote from: Iceblockclock;1349593He should just tell everyone to get the fuck outta his house.

but
but
they have already decided :(

LuxenbergClock

Quote from: Mosrhun;1349502The woman in your avatar got pregnant from the cum in her eye. FACT.

Palahniuk, Guts

also

yeah man they all hold together in a diamond formation the power up and shhot one like a rocket into the egg
  the egg has high defense level




lmfao
QuoteBob awesome

Slurpee

"Too late bud, they have decided." he replied and hang up.

Porti Fatti

hey why does the pool taste salty
its the chlorine i swear

CourgetteClock

I fail to see the relevance of the masturbation part of that story.

Perhaps I'm just getting old.