The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

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This is terrible news. Start stockpiling on Miley Cyrus CDs

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I love Onion News. Most reliable news network ever.

Also, lol etchisketchistan.

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They think it'll take that long for her to get old?

She's already old, as far as entertainment goes.

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I love Onion News. Most reliable news network ever.

Also, lol etchisketchistan.

Those poor aluminum powder people

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Those poor aluminum powder people

NOOOO MY PRECIOUS PICTURE THAT I WAS GONNA SELL FOR A BAJILLION DOLLARS

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Imagine painting the world's most awesome etch-a-sketch, working on it for decades and an earth-quake hits.

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo

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Imagine painting the world's most awesome etch-a-sketch, working on it for decades and an earth-quake hits.

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo

There's something you can do to an etch-a-sketch to make the picture on it permanent. I forgot how, but I think you remove the dust or something.

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lol it's so true.except for the last part about being barbarians. Surely those people will just move on to the next female Disney star.

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I love how this is partially thinking of Miley's actual well-being.

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I love how they do this with a straight face. Best news EVER.