So I Almost Died Today

[FluxCapacitorClock]

I went sledding off an intense jump and almost broke my neck once

[TeddyBear]

...You almost die too many times for my liking Flux.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

...You almost die too many times for my liking Flux.

the time I ran out into traffic was intense too

[TeddyBear]

the time I ran out into traffic was intense too

Please stop. Really.
I don't want you to die on me okay.

[SeedClock]

LOL YOU JUST SAID THAT ON THE RADIO AHHALSFKJSDLFUSD.

[peyoteclock]

Im an emo goth kid blablabla i hate the sun blablabla look at me blablabla
go die for real plz

i'm not emo or goth and i hate the sun, well i don't really i love nice days but anytime it get's over say 25 i become nauseous and docile and my fair complexion causes me to burn pretty bad, in conclusion i like sunny days in the spring and fall.

[Sandiskman]

Gotta love those traditional push-mowers...
I've pretty much been alive my whole life, far from death.  I'm still driving with my permit though, so I still have time.

[DeathBunnyClock]

*dead*

[FrankClock]

I suffered head trauma as a young child and I lost the ability to see the color purple for some reason

Don't worry. I heard that movie sucked. It had Oprah in it I believe.

[OvenmittClock]

so I was raping this lion once, it almost ate me when i came on its back.

[FrankClock]

so I was raping this lion once, it almost ate me when i came on its back.

If you would have came in its face it might have respected you more. Shouldn't be so disrespectful next time.

[OvenmittClock]

If you would have came in its face it might have respected you more. Shouldn't be so disrespectful next time.

can i cum IN it next time?

[FrankClock]

can i cum IN it next time?

You better be ready when the results of your decision come back to haunt your soul.