No sandwiches for a day or two

ArcticSwirlClock · July 01, 2008, 11:31:23 PM

So my sister had her fat ass friends spend the night.
They love to take our food and so does my sister so mom hid stuff.

Ok so here's what happened...

I was hungry at like 3 am so I wanted to make pizza rolls.
I started the oven's preheating sequence.

After about five minutes I started smelling something weird. Smelt like shittoast.

So I walk into the kitchen. It's coming from the oven.
I open the oven and there it is.

A completely burnt whole loaf of bread in the remains of a plastic bag melted into the entire framework of the oven.

What the fuck.

RomanClock · July 02, 2008, 12:12:47 AM

Fresh bread

Solenoidclock · July 02, 2008, 12:17:33 AM

I hate it when people store things in their oven, but what happened to you is just an act of poor judgment on behalf of your mom. She needs to bust out the oven cleaner.

OvenmittClock · July 02, 2008, 12:20:36 AM

YOU DONT NEED TO EAT AT 3AM YOU FAT FUCK!

Bigglesnoots · July 02, 2008, 12:22:54 AM

hahahaha you idiot

TequilaClock · July 02, 2008, 12:51:29 AM

Quote from: FloppyDiskClock;1351767Good morning america!

There is milk in my fucking nose now thanks.

Marlin Clock · July 02, 2008, 12:54:47 AM

She can't like invest in a lock or something?

TapedeckClock · July 02, 2008, 12:59:42 AM

Quote from: TequilaClock;1351835There is milk in my fucking nose now thanks.

you drink milk at 1:00 am?

Solenoidclock · July 02, 2008, 01:00:27 AM

Quote from: Hearing Aid;1351843you drink milk at 1:00 am?

I know I am.

UnrealClock · July 02, 2008, 01:00:54 AM

What ever happened to child abuse, is it just an Arkansas thing? I always thought it was universal with parents.

AvocadoClock · July 02, 2008, 01:29:17 AM

Be sure to check inside the oven before you turn it on.

My family used to put pots and pans inside the oven to save space.

Bigglesnoots · July 02, 2008, 01:30:10 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1351839She can't like invest in a lock or something?

to prevent him from fucking with the oven again, right

ArcticSwirlClock · July 02, 2008, 01:56:38 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1351839She can't like invest in a lock or something?

No, she used them all to lock the refrigerators, freezers and cabinets.

Marlin Clock · July 02, 2008, 02:04:53 AM

Quote from: Arctic Swirl Clock;1351893No, she used them all to lock the refrigerators, freezers and cabinets.

Well I just meant the cabinet, but yeah.

Kombucha · July 02, 2008, 02:07:00 AM

Quote from: Hearing Aid;1351843you drink milk at 1:00 am?

I drink semen at 1:00 AM.

ArcticSwirlClock · July 02, 2008, 02:08:50 AM

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1351899Well I just meant the cabinet, but yeah.

Good point.
I guess she was just getting creative with the oven thing.

Solenoidclock · July 02, 2008, 02:10:54 AM

Quote from: Arctic Swirl Clock;1351907Good point.
I guess she was just getting creative with the oven thing.

It's really more of a trick for a microwave since you open them before doing anything drastic.

CaulkClock · July 02, 2008, 10:38:10 AM

Should of covered it with foil and thrown some CDs in too while you were at it

LuxenbergClock · July 02, 2008, 11:08:04 AM

lmao

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