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Farted by Furry Clock, July 06, 2008, 06:04:09 PM

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There should be a test. Not a vote, a test. Physical, intellectual, psychological. They should have to score above the 90th percentile, making clockification more and more difficult as it goes along, eventually leaving us with only the best members getting in and everyone else staying out.

This coming from a guy who waltzed in two months before the institution of the election system. _poogle_

But yeah, there should be some way of getting clockified, the six month wait is just ridiculous. A movie scoring above 2.5? Embodiment of the clock spirit as judged by a council of admins? Lottery? Make clock/clockfriend elitism punishable by declockification, that'd put them into line.
:army:
FUCK CLOCKS

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1356842Clockification wasn't abolished because it was elitist, it was abolished because it became meaninglessly inclusive. Allowing social dynamics to function unassisted actually provides a better indicator of status than a majority vote leading to a name color change.
I am yet to see the amount of work produced by a newly clockified member through the 6-monhts waiting term, equal to the work produced by clockfriends that want to get on the ballot, and clockified.

By a long shot, even.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

AlbinoClock

Quote from: Maddox;1356885I am yet to see the amount of work produced by a newly clockified member through the 6-monhts waiting term, equal to the work produced by clockfriends that want to get on the ballot, and clockified.

By a long shot, even.

Exactly, it's not meant to be that anymore at all. The only reason we still have 2 usergroups is so that we can keep the green door open without just anybody being able to see it. Whether or not someone was clockified actually wasn't a very good indicator of all of how useful that person was, so now it's gone. That way there's nothing getting in the way of normal social dynamics.

Edit: I misread your post. You're right. I haven't seen a ton of flash from new users, but I think that's mostly because we haven't had an event in a while. Maybe it's about time for another one.

PropagandaClock

I agree with UpdateClock.
I was quick to make a flash when I was put on the ballot and it put me through the voting process, one of the earliest clockifications in the history of the system :D
[flash]http://files.myfrogbag.com/ses6on/Space.swf Width=450 height=175[/flash]

Furry Clock

#44
I like my signature and avatar alot more now:)

Also, I do have a movie with a score of 2.51 but I won't be able to make any more til semester 2 of this school year





Kodiakclock

Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Honkclock;1357014[u2]i7gIpuIVE3k[/u2]
fixed
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Kodiakclock

what did i do wrong gir
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Honkclock;1357041what did i do wrong gir
not gir fyi
also you put in just the video ID with the tags or just the url
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Maddox;1356300It's not even called clockification anymore, it's called the sit-on-your-lazy-ass-for-six-months-ification.

:/
I couldn't agree more but I am not in the mood for a new drama. Thank you.

Folder

Quote from: BibleBerry Clock;1356996I like my signature and avatar alot more now:)

Good LORD this guy has to be a troll.

Nobody would boast their faggotry to this level
:army:
FUCK CLOCKS

Kodiakclock

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1357084not gir fyi
also you put in just the video ID with the tags or just the url
yeah i forgot about that
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

TapedeckClock

i think when you become an official clock you should get a PM so next time you log in you click a link sent in the private message and become official.

that way inactive users wont be classified for doing nothing.
WWWWWWWWWW

Blue

I don't do anything clock-y anymore, does that mean I no more clock?
[FLASH=http://files.myfrogbag.com/mupff0/snowflake.swf]width=670 height=200 quality=medium wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

Furry Clock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1356296What kind of buttfuck college only has 10 flash licenses.


A high school, that's what.





Hamsa Clock


TapedeckClock

some name suggestions

1.Centipede
2.Monster (Drink)
3.Puppet
4.SkyScraper
5.SlotMachine
6.Liver
7.AirConditioner
8.Plug
9.WaterChestnut
10.Anorexia
11.DickInGayAssClock.
WWWWWWWWWW

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: OctopusClock;13574574.SkyScraper
I'm almost 100% sure that's taken.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

frozennn

Quote from: Maddox;1357600I'm almost 100% sure that's taken.
It was one of Octopus/ZombieCat/LincolnGrinder/Autumn/SkyScrapers names.
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LuigiClock

You outta pocket...