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Farted by AbsintheClock, July 07, 2008, 06:42:57 AM

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BunnyClock

#20
July 07, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
Also, your "badass" velociraptor was covered in fucking feathers.

AbsintheClock

#21
July 07, 2008, 10:58:59 AM


Look it's a raptor!

DNAClock

#22
July 07, 2008, 11:02:23 AM
Quote from: BunnyClock;1356849Also, your "badass" velociraptor was covered in fucking feathers.
Velociraptors were too small, the guys from jurassic park got it wrong, deinonychus were fucking bad ass. I don't care if they were covered in shit, they weren't so goddamn boring.
 
And absinthe, don't post that kind of boring shit again I almost fall into a coma.
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DNAClock

#23
July 07, 2008, 11:09:53 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356850
 
Look it's a raptor!

 
Looks more like that pussy ass bird you just posted. Btw those "horses" are actually pretty damn small, like nuggets for a carnotaurus, nigga.
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AbsintheClock

#24
July 07, 2008, 11:11:33 AM
The only reason the T-Rex was so angry all the time was because his arms were too short to jack off.

DNAClock

#25
July 07, 2008, 11:16:03 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356855The only reason the T-Rex was so angry all the time was because his arms were too short to jack off.
Your guys were fucking gay: http://static.flickr.com/2394/1799469639_50f8ec9942.jpg
 
I rather don't masturbate and just fuck every once in a while than fall into the interspecies fetish, fuck that nigga.
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BunnyClock

#26
July 07, 2008, 11:22:56 AM
Also, t-rex was probably a scavenger. How about that ladies and gentlemen!

Quote from: DNAClock;1356858Your guys were fucking gay.

Because a drawing of animals standing next to eachother provides sufficient proof to believe that ALL pleistocene mammals were homosexuals! That's how they went extinct btw.

WrenchClock

#27
July 07, 2008, 11:26:41 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356855The only reason the T-Rex was so angry all the time was because his arms were too short to jack off.

Quoted out of hilarity

AirPumpClock

#28
July 07, 2008, 11:51:46 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356731I've yet to see a single clock representing the pleistoscene? I think some of the most interesting looking animals come from that time period. Nobody would ever call you a furry for being say a MastadonClock, or MegalonyxClock. New clocks stop using lame ass names like CHROMEKNIFEOFDEATHANDFIRECLOCK or some yiff ass anime crap. BE SOMEBODY!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Megalonyx.jpg

This could be you. A giant prehistoric sloth.

Absinthe is a wise, wise man. Clocklings should listen to him.

Marlin Clock

#29
July 09, 2008, 02:22:29 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356838Actually they died out because there was so much oxygen in the air that every time there was thunder the air would catch fire. I'd like to see your jurrasic period reptiles survive that.
That doesn't make much sense, you would come to believe that the oxygen levels would have been vastly greater in the Cretaceous or Jurassic since it was so tropical and since the Pleistocene was so cold.

How else do you think we got 100 foot long dinosaurs?

TequilaClock

#30
July 09, 2008, 02:26:31 AM
A BuffaloClock would look great!

TapedeckClock

#31
July 09, 2008, 02:32:17 AM
how to be respected in the clockcrew:
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1356731New clocks stop using lame ass names like CHROMEKNIFEOFDEATHANDFIRECLOCK or some yiff ass anime crap. BE SOMEBODY!



i always thought centipede clock would look pretty cool.
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