There's A Bat in my 34FF Bra!

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
Abbie Hawkins

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

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i wanna see her tits.. :-*

[patriotclock]

i wanna see her tits.. :-*

34ff man shes gotta be huge

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Does she like sleep on her tits?

[Flounderpa]

34ff man shes gotta be huge

Enough space for a family of 8 bats

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Something like
 

Although I picked that off of a G-Cup google search

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i wanna see her tits.. :-*

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[UnrealClock]

I thought they were talking about a toy baseball bat.

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I thought they were talking about a toy baseball bat.

ANYONE KEEPIN TRACK OF MY ENDS BATTED IN

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A fatal error has occured - Does not compute.

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[TeddyBear]

I'm pretty sure I'd notice a bat in my bra. Especially if it were you know, white. Bats are usually not white. If she were wearing a black one, you'd figure she'd notice the "phone" was furry.

[Marlin Clock]

So wait, does that mean she normally puts her phone in her bra? Why would she do that?

[Wind-up Clock]

So wait, does that mean she normally puts her phone in her bra? Why would she do that?

I guess it prevents it from being stolen or something.

Plus the vibrate function would be easier to notice.