ITT: She could be 15 or 18.. you decide..

[CranberryClock]

Uh oh...

[FrankClock]

What if someone found a way to get onto that show as the pervert on purpose, but it was a Chris Hansen impersonator and he met Chris Hansen and the impersonator brought in a camera crew and the real Chris Hansen would be like OH SNAP!

I always thought it would be funny if some one got like a giant inflatable SBC. And some how figured out who was a decoy for that show. Then when they pull up drop the big SBC at the front of the drive way then pull off and hope to get away. Leave a note on it or something that would be funny when read aloud by Chris Hanson or the actor playing the youngster. Maybe something offering a free trial to Adobe Flash and the note would be like "LOL That is what I was referring to when I asked if you wanted to flash with me."

[patriotclock]

Yea so on senior week me and my friends got drunk/high and when this one really fat friend of mine gets fucked up like that he gets real horny. So it starts raining at my friends hotel so we go into the common room and these 2 girls walk in. I could obviously tell they were like 13 but my fat friend (300+) who never even got with a girl (to my knowledge) thought they were banging. He goes and whispers to me "wow those girls are fucking hot but i dont know how old they are!" I was like yea man go find out. So hes like 'hey ladies how old are you?" "12" replies the first, "me too" says the second. I started laughing and I left the room, but as I was walking out I heard him say something along the lines of "hey ladies what kind of music you listen to?"

I didnt see him again for a few hours so should i be worried that my 18 yo fatty friend hooked up with some 12 year olds???? maybe ill call chris hansen to be sure

[patriotclock]

fat people only get one shot in life, that was his, let him ahve his moment of disgusting glory

he prob just whipped out some quarters and played pinball with them and did other 12 year old things

[DWARFINATORclock]

this one time i played super mario bros with a girl

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[LuxenbergClock]

UH OH CHRIS HANSEN I'D BETTER HIDE MY CP O.O;!!! LULZ xD;;;;;;

(i dont have cp thats ewwwww o___o; )

[Kodiakclock]

this quote is about you, kodiak

im not fat dipshit

[AMPEEEM]

On that show, they make it seem like its really easy to get reeled into one of those. I really want the chat rooms those guys are lurking in and see if I could figure out which one is a spy. I doubt it, though, but thats what I always think of when I watch that show.

I also think, if a "predator" is driving up to the house and sees that its the fucking house, and he'll admit later on "Ya, I did think this was the house" why come in? Dont even get out of your car.

also everyone knows that coal is pedo