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coolest. weapon. ever.

Farted by Berserk Berserker, July 20, 2008, 11:02:01 AM

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Slash

Self defense? my arse, if it's for self defense it would be paralyzing, this thing is for murder.

TwistClock

Quote from: The Flounderman;1662631BRING IT ON LITTLE MAN

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Joey 57857

Wow that would be really neat to see used.

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1368213I highly doubt you're gonna be getting murdered like this, unless you're gonna get killed by Batman or something. The knife is extremely expensive.

You'd have a better chance getting stabbed with a steak knife or a cheap pocket knife.
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Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

TequilaClock

Ugh, my liver twitched. I remember the myth about holding a fart for days would make you explode but this is sicker.
Quote from: AirPumpClock;1368213I highly doubt you're gonna be getting murdered like this, unless you're gonna get killed by Batman or something. The knife is extremely expensive.
I know you want it.
Quote from: obnoxious douchebag;1368232Self defense? my arse, if it's for self defense it would be paralyzing, this thing is for murder.
I jump-roped with his intestines and used his skull as a sex toy in self defense, officer, I swear.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: King Hippo;1368609I know you want it.

It freezes the victim, so it would most likely shatter organs, not over-stretch them normally.

TequilaClock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1368692It freezes the victim, so it would most likely shatter organs, not over-stretch them normally.
Ah shoot

Flounderpa

the only bad thing about the knife is that is only one charge
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Randy Pearson

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1368213I highly doubt you're gonna be getting murdered like this, unless you're gonna get killed by Batman or something. The knife is extremely expensive.

Drugs are extremely expensive in addition to being illegal. People manage to get them pretty easily. (I'm not trying to say that drugs are comparable to a knife that goes chestburster on your ass, I'm just saying that it is plausible that just about anyone could buy the knife.
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It feels good to say what I want. It feels good to knock things down. It feels good to see the disgust in their eyes. It feels good and I\'m gonna go wild. SPRAY! PAINT! THE! WALLS!

Flounderpa

Quote from: Predator;1368701Drugs are extremely expensive in addition to being illegal. People manage to get them pretty easily. (I'm not trying to say that drugs are comparable to a knife that goes chestburster on your ass, I'm just saying that it is plausible that just about anyone could buy the knife.
getting drugs or the knife, or using the knife to get drugs...:sherlock:
self explanatory
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rockstar

I want a gun that shoots chainsaws that are on fire and allso has a bomb on it.
 
Thats what I want to see in Team Fortress3.

HeinekenClock

About the head-stabbing, you'd have to be a damn strong guy to force a knife through a skull.

Randy Pearson

Quote from: WhY sO sErIoUs!!?!?!@!@;1369482About the head-stabbing, you'd have to be a damn strong guy to force a knife through a skull.

Not if the knife makes thing go ka-blooey.
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It feels good to say what I want. It feels good to knock things down. It feels good to see the disgust in their eyes. It feels good and I\'m gonna go wild. SPRAY! PAINT! THE! WALLS!

coalclock

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1369385Or pick up the switchblade that that dude just threw in the gutter. Why spend a bunch on a big, clunky canister knife when you have a nasty bit of sharpened metal already available and likely to be just as effective when robbing someone.

Don't forget normal after you stab someone you throw away the knife....thats alot of money to be throwing away, why can't people go oldschool 50's/60's with the flickknife.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: Predator;1369498Not if the knife makes thing go ka-blooey.

Because it forces itself into the skull first amirite

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Predator;1368701Drugs are extremely expensive in addition to being illegal. People manage to get them pretty easily. (I'm not trying to say that drugs are comparable to a knife that goes chestburster on your ass, I'm just saying that it is plausible that just about anyone could buy the knife.

True, but mind you that these knives are only one shot per reload, don't allow for real quick stabs, and you'd get shot before you could make more than one stab.

Flounderpa

Quote from: CalamityCock;1369510Don't forget normal after you stab someone you throw away the knife....thats alot of money to be throwing away, why can't people go oldschool 50's/60's with the flickknife.
and Why to throw it?
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