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Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Farted by catclock, July 24, 2008, 09:10:18 PM

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Take off this uniform and leave the show!

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But I'm waiting here in this cell because I have to know,

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Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings,
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!

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I always said he would come to no good in the end, your honour!!
If they'd let me have my way I could've flayed him into shape!!
But my hands were tied!
The bleeding hearts and artists let him
GET AWAAAAYYYYYY WITH MURDER!!
Let me hammer him today!

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Craaaaazzzyyy toys in the attic
I am crazy
Truly gone fishing..
They must have taken my marbles away!!!!!!~☆★☆★

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You little shit, you're in it.
Now I hope they throw away the key!
You should have talked to me
more often then you did,
BUT NO!
You had to go your own way!
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, worm, your honour.
Him and me, alone.

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Baaaaaaaaaabe!
Come to mother baby!
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him ta
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home!!!

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Craaaaaaazzzy. Over the rainbow.
I am craaaaaaazy. Bars in the window.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A DOOR THERE IN THE WALL
WHEN I CAME IN!!

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The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving a
The full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

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Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.
Tear down the wall!

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All alone, or in twos, the ones who really love you.

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All alone, or in twos, the ones who really love you.

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Walk up and down, outside the wall.

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Walk up and down, outside the wall.

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