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Farted by Craisin, July 25, 2008, 07:43:56 PM

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Craisin

CALLER: "I just got home from work they were physically fighting with each other. One of them kicked a hole in a door. And they're 12 and almost 14 and the 12 year old is completely out of control. I can't, I physically, she's as big as I am, I can't control her.

911: "OK. Did you want us to come over and shoot her?"

(Pause)

911: "Are you there?"

CALLER: "Excuse me?"

911: "That's a joke. OK."

CALLER: "Who are you? What is your name?"

911: "Mike Forbess."

CALLER: "OK, that's not funny Mike."

911: "I'm sorry."

CALLER: "Guess what? I'm gonna file a formal complaint."

911: "That's, I don't blame you a bit."


Can anybody help me find the audio for this? I know it exists I heard it on sports radio this morning and it's hilarious... dudes name is Mike Forbess a dispatcher from a texas town, but I can't find it anywhere.

AMPEEEM


CaramelAppleClock


Losperman

Found it on YouTube, still looking for audio only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WiX-Bu5GA
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

CaramelAppleClock

why don't you just extract it directly from the video?
the quality is pretty good

Craisin


Steve

haha i want emergency people like that in this country.

AstronautClock

Quote from: Losperman;1371626Found it on YouTube, still looking for audio only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WiX-Bu5GA

vixy.net

download the thing. so you cna download youtube with audio only or with video whatever you want

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: astronautt;1371697download the thing.
don't tell us what to do!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

FlossClock

Hahaha, that guy should get a raise.

ALSO: Update has an awesome signature.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Floss;1371890ALSO: Update has an awesome signature.
YES! Another person saw it!
So far only Tricky saw it / went through the trouble letting me know he saw it.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kombucha

http://rapidshare.com/files/132682017/nmnm_gfghf.wmv.html

Edit: Fuck I meant to just get the audio hold on a second.

Edit2: Okay http://rs262.rapidshare.com/files/132684145/dfsdfsgg.mp3
Quote from: Maddox;1371905YES! Another person saw it!
So far only Tricky saw it / went through the trouble letting me know he saw it.
I saw it.

Old fads hoorayfdgfdgfd.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Kombucha;1371909Old fads hoorayfdgfdgfd.
that's why I put "hey look, it's back!" there
because I'm aware of the fact that it's old
I'm trying to revive it because it was the shit
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kombucha

You didn't put again, you put back. But even if you put nothing I would be aware you were trying to revive it. I'm saying it's old, not that you don't realize it's old. Don't get defensive and post a stupid quote ten times.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Kombucha;1371918You didn't put again, you put back. But even if you put nothing I would be aware you were trying to revive it. I'm saying it's old, not that you don't realize it's old. Don't get defensive and post a stupid quote ten times.
what
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kombucha

Thank you for editing your post.

Craisin

Kombucha good lookin out.

Moose Clock

If you can't control a 12 year old, then the cops don't take your life seriously.

Kombucha

Just doing my duty.