Regarding gravity

[Isison]

So, the more massive an object is, the more gravitational force it will impose upon another object.

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So, according to physics, fat ladies are more "attractive" than slim ones. Another evidence that Newton is wrong and Isison is right!

[SensuClock]

No that theory fucking sucks.

[The Spoiler]

So, according to physics, fat ladies are more "attractive" than slim ones.

What if you were to implant a rare earth magnet in the heart of a fat woman and one in the heart of a skinny one? If you were to wear, say, a metal helmet, the maximum attraction from the skinny woman would be much higher, as it would be possible to get significantly closer to the heart. Also I'm assuming the fat chick is huge.

[Marlin Clock]

That doesn't make any sense as long as the magnets are placed at the same distance, size wouldn't have anything to do with it.

Also I'm almost sure they might die.

[The Spoiler]

That doesn't make any sense as long as the magnets are placed at the same distance

What I was saying is with the skinny chick you could get your metal helmet physically closer to the heart because there's less fat in the way (morbidly obese person might have 6-10 inches of fat as opposed to half an inch or so)

In case the way I worded it was still too confusing, i made a diagram.



But while I was drawing that I found a much simpler answer: A tall, broad shouldered skinny woman will almost definitely have more mass than a fat midget.

EDIT: Yeah I think there's a good chance they'd die, but I didn't think that staying alive was a requirement.

[Flounderpa]

An example off a mutilated teory, gravity doesn't affect the fealings, and regardles, the gravity of every body would be null against the Earth one

[Slurpee]

"fat chicks give the best head because they're hungry."
-pac-man

[ArgoonKlok]

[flash]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5796/fattykz5.swf width=550 height=400[/flash]

Science!

[TwistClock]

Gravity Sucks.

[CaramelAppleClock]

oh wow that sure was a good one isison

[Slurpee]

oh wow that sure was a good one isison

It's sort of awesome that even a dumb thread like this one drew creative responses from mechanus and archon.

[AstronautClock]

Gravity Sucks.

your mum does too

[Steve]

i'd headbutt isison

[Exclamation Mark]

Isison what the fuck?

[satan will destroy you]

please shoot me with a big fucking gun

[DICKSEVERYWHERE]

I think Ision has  an Oedipus complex, and is using this thread as a way of affirming that he is not attracted to his morbidly obese mother.

[CD Clock]

Isison makes the best threads ever.

There should be a book about them.

[Soup Clock]

Isison, no.

[BinaryClock]

Although fat people do apply greater gravitational force to the objects around it, it is nowhere near significant enough to actually move anything.

You see, the scientific definition of attractive is different from the common definition. In this case, if you were attractive you would quite literally cause physical objects to move towards you.

The common definition of attractive, "arousing interest or pleasure", is not the definition you would use when discussing gravity.

[Isison]

I guess what I'm trying to tell you guys is: if you see some unknown women chat with you on MSN and tell you she's "VERY attractive", think toward fat cats.

Thank you.