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Paris Hilton tries acting smart

Farted by Topcatyo, August 05, 2008, 10:49:41 PM

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Slash

And terribly fails at it, but no surprise there.

TequilaClock

Hot? Well she burned my corneas for sure, but hot?

MasterClock


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PirateClock

this was on dutch news just now

ON THE NEWS FOR GODS SAKE


they where mostly using it to take a piss out of the American system but still.
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Topcatyo

Quote from: MasterClock;1377437Why does she think she's hot?
I don't know, I think she looks weird as hell.

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Solenoidclock

Saw this on the news in the US. I don't know why she's making such a deal promoting herself, she described McCain's plan as her own and eliminated half of his in the description.
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Randy Pearson

Quote from: MasterClock;1377437Why does she think she's hot?

Because she's a rich, spoiled brat. The only difference between her and all of the fatties going around with 'you know you want this' t-shirts is that she has a sex-tape, which is far worse than being in a porno considering she didn't get paid for it, making her just a scrawny, cum-guzzling slut.

EDIT: I know she probably had writers but: "Why don't we just combine both plans, HURR." Wow. Nice work, Paris. You have single-handedly solved the energy crisis by stealing other people's ideas.
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salt

Towards the end, after her "smart" speech, instead she should've said:


"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go suck a dick."
hej.

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InterstateClock

Can I go dip my eyes in acid now? Oh wait, this video WAS like dipping my eyes in acid. :myretinas:

GreyClock

You all got trolled by Paris Hilton judging from the way you are overanalyzing and lashing out against nothing but a welcome breeze of self-mockery.

Blue

I've seen realdolls more attractive (and possibly better in bed) than paris.
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Randy Pearson

Quote from: GreyClock;1377607You all got trolled by Paris Hilton judging from the way you are overanalyzing and lashing out against nothing but a welcome breeze of self-mockery.

Or we just hate her.
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GreyClock

Quote from: Randy Pearson;1377715Or we just hate her.
Exactly.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Deep Blue;1377693I've seen realdolls more attractive (and possibly better in bed) than paris.
that's only highly disturbing thanks blueclock
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