Hey guys, there's cake in the other room.

[ToadClock]

But I don't feel like eating it.

[iPodClock]

wheres the cake toadclock?

[Steve]

I WILL TEAR OPEN YOUR ANUS AND INSERT YOUR CAKE OF LIES

[Slurpee]

Just eat the cake, ToadClock.

Nobody here will think any less of you. Just eat the fucking cake.

[DillClock]

it doesn't feel like eating you either

go figure

[Slurpee]

Just eat the cake, man.


It's no big deal, it's perfectly okay. Eat the cake.

edit: Eat the cake, man. Just eat the cake. It's totally cool, just do it.

[Thor]

I agree with Slurpee

[DigitalLemonClock]

hey who's cake is this

[DigitalLemonClock]

is it.. is it all right if I eat this cake?

[Slurpee]

HOLD ON man, we're seeing if Toad's gonna eat it.

You gonna eat the cake, Toad? Eat it. Do it, man. Eat the cake.

[EnglishClock]

can i have a slice

[Slurpee]

Everybody here's waiting.

Everybody here's waiting for you to eat the cake, Toad.

[PowerGloveClock]

the cake is a lie

[iPodClock]

we almost got though one whole thread about cake without a portal reference.
thanks asshole.

[Kodiakclock]

your cake is no match for my two weiners

[Solenoidclock]

Don't listen to Slurpee Toad, he's a pusher. There's nothing more he wants than to see you with your face buried in cake, a stigma forever marring, sticking like a paste to your face and teeth.

He's leading you on, Toad. That cake is pure, uncut shame. Don't eat the cake, Toad. You don't need that shame cake.

[deadmouseclock]

My filling hurts

[Solenoidclock]

They are in a coalition against you, Toad. They want you to eat it so they can laugh. They want to break you, Toad. They want you to believe they are your friends. Don't eat the cake, Toad.

[TwistClock]

Maybe you should eat it toad. You Know, Just to break the.. Silent Whispers that float around you creating an aura of darkness, the sounds of lust and gluttony whipser from one ear to the other, sending a sharp- violent chill straight up your neck, viabrating your head, your eyes start to turn bloodshot, you become restless you dont want to but you must, you have to, the fact that its there just sends you crazy, it spins around in your head and you start to sweat,
 
Lost my Imagination for a second there. Just eat the fucking cake.

[Solenoidclock]

I didn't want to tell you this Toad but the people deceiving you are Satanists. The cake is made with goats blood and eating it will forever damn your soul to servitude of their dark lord.