Hi Everybody ^.^

[RocketFetus]

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

....o.k that was officialy weird!

[Steve]

....o.k that was officialy weird!

who the fuck are you

[PentoClock]

i think hes pretty funny

LMAO!!!!!_praiz_ pure awesomeness!

[PentoClock]

Review this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/436362

This:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/395555

This:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/337146

i'm sorry but i think all 3 of them suck. sitting through all of them was hard for me, eye are throwing up right now...

Hey i found a picture of sayga

nope not me sorry

[GamblerClock]

who the fuck are you

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[RocketFetus]

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Who the fuck is Gambler?

[ArgoonKlok]

What the [size=9]FUCK[/size] is going on here?

[TapedeckClock]

What the [SIZE=9]FUCK[/SIZE] is going on here?

warp holes

[Loki Clock]

extra

It's the most sensitive part of skin on a man's body. It's the closest thing to cutting off a woman's clitoris.

that can be bad for your health

That's never been medically proven. Any health effects of having a foreskin can be dealt with by standard hygiene that you should be engaging in with or without the foreskin.

Here's a little tip, to you and Chesire.

The Clock Crew is like a welder. If you come into his shop while he's working and you say, "hey man can I make something too," he will at least give you the sternest, "you're a dumb cunt," look you've ever seen, and there's a significant possibility of being shot. However, if you persist day after day, begging the welder to teach you how to use the equipment, he might consider it. You have to want it bad enough to force yourself in. If you don't want it bad enough you don't get to, plain and simple. The Clock Crew is the equipment, the knowledge of how to weld. While Flash may seem like an easier analog, that is not what you have to demand to learn here. You can learn Flash anywhere. You can only learn how to be a Clock from being in the Clock Crew, and so you cannot come into the shop as a fellow welder. Knowing Flash well helps, but it will never make you a Clock.

TL;DR: If you want to be a member of this here forum you have to demand to be, damnit.

And don't use any smileys at all until you've seen them used on the forums. Smileys are like words. You do not know how you're supposed to use them until you see them in a sentence. You should not say, "I had an abrasive idea of what I was supposed to do," but you might if you had never seen abrasive used in a sentence, and only knew it meant "rough".

This flash should show you why using lots of dots at the end of the sentence is obnoxious and stupid:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/340886

Also, English uses "." to indicate a stop, ".." to indicate a hesitation, "..." to indicate an arbitrarily long pause, and "...." to indicate an arbitrarily long pause at the end of a sentence. Adding more dots does not make it indicate a longer pause. Three dots refers to any long pause, no matter how long.

[ArgoonKlok]

Thats pretty accurate actually.

Maybe we should change the "guys when I clock" meme into "guys how I clock".

[ArgoonKlok]

Or maybe we can tell him to gtfo, now.

[Loki Clock]

Also nobody gives a fuck if you're Jewish, laugh at the Hitler jokes or you're not allowed in. BoulderClock is Jewish, too.

[PentoClock]

JewClock cared.

Thanks for the advice Not Blackmagic.... I'm going to explore the forums so i can learn  about the people here and how to act properly.

[Solenoidclock]

Anime aficionado, gothic, loves Illwillpress, and frequently uses text emoticons in post. You will fit in just fine here.

He's figuring it out on his own already jajajajajaja.

[TabascoClock]

i'm sorry but i think all 3 of them suck. sitting through all of them was hard for me, eye are throwing up right now...

I supposed you could do better. Show some respect!

[Kombucha]

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[Kombucha]

gfdfgddfz

[Kombucha]

I like Grey Clock.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

why is every one so damn evil to new people! i meaN COME ON!