Important: Need some good romance novels.

AirPumpClock · August 11, 2008, 06:59:54 PM

My sister's birthday is on Wednesday, and she says she really likes romance novels. Any ones you guys could recommend?

Silly Putty Clock · August 11, 2008, 07:05:57 PM

Hold on. Let's think about this. You're getting your sister a romance novel. Am I the only one that sees this whole idea turning into a disaster?

HeinekenClock · August 11, 2008, 07:07:15 PM

Oryx and Crake has some romantic parts in it.

I don't care if it's just a little bit, it's the best book you'll ever read and you should.
http://www.oryxandcrake.co.uk/

TremcladClock · August 11, 2008, 07:07:18 PM

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1379468Hold on. Let's think about this. You're getting your sister a romance novel. Am I the only one that sees this whole idea turning into a disaster?

I don't see a problem with it.

Marlin Clock · August 11, 2008, 07:08:17 PM

You could always get her one of those I'm a edgy teen vampire werewolf love story books whatever the fuck they're called again.

Silly Putty Clock · August 11, 2008, 07:09:16 PM

Quote from: TremcladClock;1379470I don't see a problem with it.

Think of the message it sends!

AirPumpClock · August 11, 2008, 07:09:21 PM

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1379471You could always get her one of those I'm a edgy teen vampire werewolf love story books whatever the fuck they're called again.

My older sister got those, and actually stayed up until midnight to get a copy of the newest one. So naturally, her friends all call her a nerd.

Losperman · August 11, 2008, 07:09:35 PM

Yeah, I'd go ahead and pick up... HEY I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT YOU ALMOST GOT ME DAMMIT

Marlin Clock · August 11, 2008, 07:17:38 PM

Get her the Zombie Survival Guide. It's the only way to make sure she protects herself from the coming invasion.

Losperman · August 11, 2008, 07:19:17 PM

Iris Johansen - The Ugly Duckling
Nora Roberts - Blood Brothers and The Hollow (first two in a trilogy, third is out in December)
Johanna Lindsey - Pretty much any book
Catherine Coulter - The Song series (Fire Song, Secret Song, Warriors' Song, Earth Song)

Or so I hear...

HeinekenClock · August 11, 2008, 07:29:21 PM

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1379479Get her the Zombie Survival Guide. It's the only way to make sure she protects herself from the coming invasion.

Anyone related to airpump is automatically safe from zombies, the things go for the brains.

TequilaClock · August 11, 2008, 07:29:53 PM

Twilight is the new fad book and it got romance.

TequilaClock · August 11, 2008, 07:31:52 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1379489If you are a thirteen year old girl.

I could have sworn sister meant girl!

TequilaClock · August 11, 2008, 07:46:07 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1379492I could have sworn he mentioned her being older but who knows.

yeah like totally dude

AirPumpClock · August 11, 2008, 08:03:28 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1379492I could have sworn he mentioned her being older but who knows.

I have two sisters. My younger one is going to be 15 years old on Wednesday, my older sister is 19.

PecanClock · August 11, 2008, 08:08:04 PM

Just like your sister's Maple Story account.

Marlin Clock · August 11, 2008, 08:17:28 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1379500She is not thirteen, I win.

I know a girl who's seventeen that reads that dribble, so suck it.

TequilaClock · August 11, 2008, 08:35:05 PM

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1379504I know a girl who's seventeen that reads that dribble, so suck it.

Me too. 18 actually.

AirPumpClock · August 11, 2008, 09:01:33 PM

Quote from: TequilaClock;1379516Me too. 18 actually.

19. My older sister.

Quote from: I love George W. Bush;1379501Just like your sister's Maple Story account.

My little sister is playing Maple Story on her computer right now. I don't even have it installed.

Marlin Clock · August 11, 2008, 09:50:31 PM

Quote from: yo if your smart you;1379506America is full of illiterate children, so suck it!

We have just as much a literacy rate as Canada.
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Important: Need some good romance novels.