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I HAVE JUST SET FIRE TO A GLASS OF ABSINTHE

Farted by HeinekenClock, August 13, 2008, 06:07:07 PM

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HeinekenClock

August 13, 2008, 06:07:07 PM
That shit does not get any fucking tastier by it, not at all. I mean, there's a vague cinnamon/liquorish flavor to it by natural but if you set it ablaze there's only a hint of plastic left.

the best way to guzzle dat drank down is by mxing it with sugar.
i need someone toupload my clockday movie,i am not here this clockday.


i am in desperate need of some sleep and i believe i am ready to go to bed, something i have hoped to accomplish for several hours now!!!!!!!!

good night.

Heliopios

#2
August 13, 2008, 06:26:31 PM





fucking awesome
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PowerGloveClock

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August 13, 2008, 06:59:23 PM

I have this remote
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Pissed-on Clock

#6
August 13, 2008, 08:53:50 PM
Quote from: wavy gravy;1380658
This one is saying, "SIT ON MY LAP."

PowerGloveClock

#7
August 13, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: wavy gravy;1380658
didn't pirate have that as a avatar
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

RomanClock

#8
August 13, 2008, 08:57:13 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1380665didn't pirate have that as a avatar
Someone used it.
lemayo lol :soups:

PowerGloveClock

#9
August 13, 2008, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;1380666Someone used it.
yeah Pirate
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

AbsintheClock

#10
August 13, 2008, 10:36:07 PM
Yeah you're not really supposed to do that except to cheap Czech shit which isn't real absinthe anyhow. You're supposed to just mix it with water and sometimes a sugar cube if you like that sort of thing. The burning crap was just by people who wanted to capitalize on the flaming sambucca.

TequilaClock

#11
August 13, 2008, 11:53:25 PM





:D

InterstateClock

#12
August 14, 2008, 07:24:59 AM



Hahahaha These ones are the best of the bunch.

RocketFetus

#13
August 14, 2008, 08:33:22 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1380717The burning crap was just by people who wanted to capitalize on the flaming sambucca.

I hate the taste of sambucca.
Now everybody wants this thick afro body but I blow dry that hair and never let it down.

PirateClock

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August 15, 2008, 01:45:43 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1380665didn't pirate have that as a avatar

yah i did!
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

billiardball-1

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August 15, 2008, 02:08:28 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1380717Yeah you're not really supposed to do that except to cheap Czech shit which isn't real absinthe anyhow. You're supposed to just mix it with water and sometimes a sugar cube if you like that sort of thing. The burning crap was just by people who wanted to capitalize on the flaming sambucca.

Well, it sounds like he did it all wrong to begin with. You're supposed to pour the liquor over the sugar cube and then light the sugar cube before pouring water over it. All the fire does is caramelize some of the sugar, which tastes nice.
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