Ok so I was walking down my road today

[Biblo]

And this dog runs up to me and starts sniffing around my feet. I didn't recognise the dog so I looked around and didn't see anyone who could've owned it so I checked it's collar and it proclaimed that the dog's name was Beaker and there was a phone number. So, of course, I called the number and a distraught woman answered. I explained that I had found her dog and she asked where I was. Turned out she lived over 5 fucking miles away!! So, I have no idea how the dog got to my road but anyway. She said she had no way of picking the dog up so I figured seeing as I had nothing to do and a car I'd bring it out to her.
I drove out to her area and followed the address and found a completely weird ass house. The mailbox was shaped like a pig, no lie. And the house itself was painted bright green while the rest of the houses on the block weren't even painted!! So, anyway I knock on the door and she doesn't come to the door but instead a short little bald man with big thick rimmed glasses does. I explain the situation and he thanks me profusely and hands me a piece of wet plastic as some kind of reward?
As I'm walking away, baffled by the whole situation I hear his voice call "hey kid!" I turned around and he said "No soap radio..."

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hahahahaha!

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lmfao hahahahaha

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holyyy fuckk

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[SirClock]

what?! Is that even possible

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haha

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LOL, AWESOME!!!

[AMPEEEM]

Goddamnit thats weird.

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laughing my ass off

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How odd.

[Steve]

ayush

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oh. my GODDDDD!!!

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hahah that twist at the end there

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