Attention assholes who think the olympics are real

[ChickenClock]

abstintheclock RAGE POST

[Loki Clock]

If there's not a single African country that won a track and field event I call bullshit. I've seen enough Boston Marathons in my lifetime to know those Kenyans can run faster than you can bike.

Only thing I've watched from the Olympics this year had a Jamaican dude kicking ass.

[LuigiClock]

Cuban guy kicked a judge in the head today, that was scripted.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

once i accidentaly caught water polo on tv, and the narrator said a "disfunctional family is on teh usa team."  they were winning.

[AbsintheClock]

Hell yes it's all scripted. It's entertainment.

[patriotclock]

olympics r more real than absinthes mommas titties

[Solenoidclock]

China uses selective breeding for their gymnasts. Some of those girls on the parallel bars were unreal, and they had a massive advantage in the floor exercise because they were at least a foot shorter than the US and other countries.

[Marlin Clock]

Those Chinese gymnasts were not 16.

Also Liukin deserved that Gold in that bullshit tiebreaker event.

[AMPEEEM]

my friend's sister got the gold for swimming

[Kodiakclock]

China uses selective breeding for their gymnasts. Some of those girls on the parallel bars were unreal, and they had a massive advantage in the floor exercise because they were at least a foot shorter than the US and other countries.

they sanded them down using 20 grit sandpaper

[AbsintheClock]

olympics r more real than absinthes mommas titties

If you saw my mother you'd take that back.

[patriotclock]

If you saw my mother you'd take that back.

i saw her yesterday, i didnt get a good look at her tits though, too busy staring at the back of her head while i rammed her

[WiiClock]

i saw her yesterday, i didnt get a good look at her tits though, too busy staring at the back of her head while i rammed her

did your pimples leak onto her back

[HitchhikerClock]

Hell yes it's all scripted. It's entertainment.

Are you not entertained?

[RocketFetus]

i saw her yesterday, i didnt get a good look at her tits though, too busy staring at the back of her head while i rammed her

Oh that patriot.

[Steve]

We usually win boxing.

yeah but our guy was askinny runt not boxing material

[TomatoClock]

1.    United States    United States       2:55.39       Gold    OR
2.    Bahamas    Bahamas       2:58.03       Silver
3.    Russian Fed    Russian Fed       2:58.06       Bronze

I call bullshit. Besides no real athlete would compete in a polluted fascist commie shit hole like China anyhow. They're too busy making dollar store toys and eating dogs.

On another note China is using underage kids pumped on hormones, and probably hopped up on some synthetic form of ibogane.

haahahahaha

[Wind-up Clock]

I just saw the opening ceremonies.

I stopped paying attention after that.

[Silly Putty Clock]

lol wuts an olympic?

[The Spoiler]

That's an olympic