Attention assholes who think the olympics are real

[Silly Putty Clock]

That's an olympic

o well of corse its riged. u need riging on a ship dont u?

[AbsintheClock]

i saw her yesterday, i didnt get a good look at her tits though, too busy staring at the back of her head while i rammed her

You wouldn't say that either if you saw her.

[DiscoBallClock]

If there's not a single African country that won a track and field event I call bullshit. I've seen enough Boston Marathons in my lifetime to know those Kenyans can run faster than you can bike.

Kenya won the marathon, though. Plus second and third places were also Africans.

[AbsintheClock]

Hell yeah!

I also would like to know why Jamaica doesn't have a bobsledding team, and why John Candy isn't coaching it.

[Loki Clock]

Are you not entertained?

I am not entertained. The Olympics are not entertaining.

[DiscoBallClock]

I am not entertained. The Olympics are not entertaining.

I was entertained when I saw our country win a gold medal for the first time in 12 years.

[AbsintheClock]

Better than the actual olympics.

[Marlin Clock]

Better than the actual olympics.

I don't remember John Candy being in Cool Runnings

[PirateClock]

I heared Do Ping won allot of medals.

[LuigiClock]

I heared Do Ping won allot of medals.

Do Ping sounds like a fierce chinese warrior, He seems anabolic

[AvocadoClock]

I can't believe no one has mentioned his name yet but Michael Phelps crushed the Olympics. That's history in the making. Haven't had anything close like this happen since Mark Spitz won 7 medals in 1972... amazing stuff..

[Roman Collar Clock]

Better than the actual olympics.

The movie protrays the Jamaican bobsledders as heroes, even though they finished dead last.

I just saw a commercial that did the same thing, narratted by Morgan Freeman.

lol

[PowerGloveClock]

and why John Candy isn't coaching it.

because he's dead

[Marlin Clock]

The movie protrays the Jamaican bobsledders as heroes, even though they finished dead last.

I just saw a commercial that did the same thing, narratted by Morgan Freeman.

lol

I'd have to give props for them even making the olypmics. It's not like Jamaica is known for its wealth or bobsled slopes.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Who gives a shit if they're rigged or not? Honestly.

If you're watching something on TV that you enjoy or dislike, finding out if it's fake or real won't have much of an impact. Unless you're a pussy who actually gets emotional over the hero stories of people with no arms and one leg with four of it's toes missing getting a gold in the hundred meter dash.

[Loki Clock]

because he's dead

That doesn't stop Lincoln from animating.

[RomanClock]

PROOF THEY ARE RIGGED
China HAXxed the judges.

[TremcladClock]

I prefer the commonwealth games.

[Snapple]

Thread full of gay from the first post

[AbsintheClock]

Why I aughta! Who you callin gay?