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Reasons to never buy wireless keyboards and mouse

Farted by TequilaClock, August 24, 2008, 01:02:08 AM

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TequilaClock

  • They defecate your batteries
  • "CHANGE YOUR MOUSE BATTERIES" pop up every time even when it still got like 12 more hours left, fuck that
  • Is not like I am going to type from another room.
  • Hey look I could swear I had more money on my wallet, oh that's right I had to buy more fucking batteries!
  • Rechargeable batteries wont compensate that as they get weaker by the time.
  • Oops shit, Timmy can't stop throwing the mouse accidentally and it doesnt have a wire to be rescued. Now its more beaten than an abused wife.
  • Oh yeah even if its wireless you have to target really accurate to the stupid receptor.
Nutshell: Wireless gear sucks. USB4lyf.

AGH

catclock

Glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks this way >w

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super0sonic

I have always used wired keyboards but wireless mice are nice. I used a wireless mouse on my desktop for years but then i fell in love with the microsoft sidewinder mouse and that is wired. But i still use a wireless mouse on my laptop becuse its so easy. I can slide the wireless recever into the bottom of my mouse and that will shut it off when not in use, makeing the single AA battrey last over half a year.
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joliet_jane

Lord.  The battery issue is always coming up at work.  We never have enough because of the stupid wireless set.

The pointer accuracy is what bothers me the most.  I can browse, but trying to work in Flash with a wireless mouse is a bitch.

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joliet_jane

Quote from: DiscoBall;1388838I agree, USB for life.
Or ps/2

Flounderpa

I only use wireless mouse because I have a wire clusterfuck behind the computer
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GreyClock

Then again they shit batteries so your battery problem is solved.

SpongeClock SquarePants

reason 100: Only geeks use wireless keyboards and other stuff

Solenoidclock

Quote from: joliet_jane;1388854Or ps/2

5-pin DIN > ps/2 or USB for keyboards because they don't need a shift register and the IBM ones are clicky like electric typewriters, which sounds like it might be bad but the feedback is pure joy.

Serial > anything for mice because there is absolutely no latency, which gives a huge edge against modern gamers and their $30+ mice.
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joliet_jane

Quote from: Solenoidclock;13889415-pin DIN > ps/2 or USB for keyboards because they don't need a shift register and the IBM ones are clicky like electric typewriters, which sounds like it might be bad but the feedback is pure joy.
I have a ps/2 IBM Model M for my old computer.  It does feel very nice on the fingers. :D


Quote from: Solenoidclock;1388941Serial > anything for mice because there is absolutely no latency, which gives a huge edge against modern gamers and their $30+ mice.
That I did not know.

BunnyClock

Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1388875I guess someone wasn't smart enough to buy a wireless mouse with a recharge bay.

Yea I never have trouble with my wireless mouse, and I haven't had to switch batteries for my keyboard in over two years :\

TequilaClock

Quote from: FloppyDisk Clock;1388875I guess someone wasn't smart enough to buy a wireless mouse with a recharge bay.
I didnt bought it in forst place :grumpy:

poopbutt

Hey I have them and they work just fine but maybe because I use a mac
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HeinekenClock

Quote from: BostonBean;1391429Hey I have them and they work just fine but maybe because I use a mac

Is there a way you can make the forums autopermaban anyone who uses the phrase "because I use a mac/pc"?

Also bluetooth gear is pretty accurate I hear, some of my classmates use it. I think it doesn't even require batteries, but I'm not sure about that.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Boston;1391429maybe because I use a mac
and that means?

poopbutt

Quote from: Mung Daal;1394209and that means?
that tey are different and work different gosh now leave me to rot away in the bottomless depths of my mind.  Captured  by pure will trapped  inside to come out when ready and I shall never be ready. To rot alone with none but my self to wonder what might of been and what would have been for eons until one unknown day I lye awake now in a cold sweat in the next day and know it was all real yet wonder about WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!!??
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SnakeClock

Quote from: Boston;1394681that tey are different and work different gosh now leave me to rot away in the bottomless depths of my mind.  Captured  by pure will trapped  inside to come out when ready and I shall never be ready. To rot alone with none but my self to wonder what might of been and what would have been for eons until one unknown day I lye awake now in a cold sweat in the next day and know it was all real yet wonder about WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!!??

Whoa, what? Deep, man.

Though you are acting like kind of a rabid Macophile. Don't embarrass yourself.

But I agree. Wireless should stay in the realm of game controllers, where thrashing them around is kind of a given.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Boston;1394681that tey are different and work different gosh now leave me to rot away in the bottomless depths of my mind.  Captured  by pure will trapped  inside to come out when ready and I shall never be ready. To rot alone with none but my self to wonder what might of been and what would have been for eons until one unknown day I lye awake now in a cold sweat in the next day and know it was all real yet wonder about WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!!??
Dude... I just asked.. nevermind.

IvysaurClock

They're a shitload more expensive, and they don't work nearly as well. I've got a wireless keyboard at work, and I constantly type too fast for it so it fucking drops out the letters it missed and my sentence ends up being unreadable. :(