HOLY CRAP! Gir had a fucked up day and hes going to tell us about it?

[Kaijuclock]

correct!


It's not as interesting as most, but i know you like to hear about things that happen to me


So my day starts some time yesterday, at like 5 p.m. i think, I go to a screening of GONZO, and i meet up with one of my wife's co workers Doug. Doug takes me to his place and i get stoned, and go to one of my other friends houses where his roommate goes to pick up a good friend of mine Jeff, What does this have to do with the story you ask? Nothing, nothing at all, but i figured i would start at the begining. anyways after leaving there at the wee hours of the morning i come home and turn on the chiller network and get lost in the AWESOME programing. I end up overshooting my bedtime (that i set for myself) by like 3 hours because of the damn television. So its 8 a.m., i go to bed and try to sleep in my hot, bright as fuck room. I end up passing out for about an hour when my wife wakes me up.

  "Look at all these goddamn ants!" she cries, "It's your damn fault, you left an open soda on the window seal!" so i wake up half dazed and look at the massive hoard of ants and reply with something along the lines of "Yea thats great hun." She didnt like that at all, she goes off on me for about 30 minutes untill she is blue in the face, and i finnaly pass back out around 9 45 or so, and at 10:00 a.m I was promptly woken up by my rude roommate, I decide to say fuck this and leave. I spend several hours looking for a good book trading place.

   Around 1 p.m. i find a place called the bookworm, the selection is kinda shitty but i see a book i needed, a novelization of the original batman movie (i had already read the golden compass books i was trading in so it was kind of worth it, plus my wife got a Xanth book and that made her happy). I leave and go to my friend cagles house where i wait till he goes to work, give him a ride and my wife goes to the waffle house. She see's the damn schedual and its changed, she thought she had to work tommarow at 2 p.m., but it turned out she had to be at work at 9 p.m to 7 a.m. tonight, NOT COOL!

  She ends up going off on me like its my fault (like always) and we go home where i finnaly, FINNALY pass back out for about 2 hours, im pretty sleep deprived by now and my wife wakes up and starts bitching about not being about to go in or something, and calls in. About 5 minutes later i hear a tussle in the living room
 
"I ain't gotta leave you fucking white boy, you don't leave here" i hear from the living room, so i leave my room and show up in the living room with my boxers to see my neighbor sitting on a computer yelling at my roommates wife's boyfriend (LONG FUCKING STORY). I decide to be nice and ask him to leave, when he blows up and starts yelling at me. I go in my room to get my bat, its my house and i figure if i have to defend my domain, do it with something that can knock someone unconscious with one hit.

  I come out and i see my roommates boyfriend push him out the door and slam it, when i hear a gun cock and the words " YOU ALL DONE FUCKED UP, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD" come from outside, so i say FUCK THIS and call the cops. About 2 minutes later the cops are here and he had went into his trailer, and the cop pretty much bullshits me till i make him bang on the guys door ( the black guy's name is "E", hes a little I'm a edgy teen and doesn't really learn from shit, so i figured the cops could teach him a lesson). So they beat on the door and he comes out, they proceed to tell him about laws of trespassing, and yelled at him like hes a moron (you know, cop stuff) and ask me if i wanna press charges. "No" i say, "I just want him to understand hes a damn person too, and laws apply to him." The cop laughs and obliges, and leaves.

  I started talking to unreal on facebook about 5 minutes later when my drummer showed up and takes me to the hookah bar, and introduces me to the new guitarist, and i show up. I immediatly had to work to prevent several people from getting into fights, made some hookahs, ect.

I listen to some good ol pure american Gore Grind music for a while, and go home. On the way, i see a shit ton of cops, and ambulances. I think nothing about it and come home where my wife is sleeping, and my roommate is watching tv. about an hour later someone is franticly beating on the door talking about :" I THINK IT WAS STACY THAT GOT SHOT, I THINK YOUR WIFE WAS SHOT!" to my roommate, so he drives off to find her


turns out she was on her way to the hookah bar, he caught her "boyfriend" and her making out, and i think i might be moving again soon, cause im sures the fuck not staying with her, id rather kick it with him.



and thats it, not too interesting, but everything like that


ahhhhh, life is interesting.





also, i guess im kinda back for a while, hi.

[Kaijuclock]

that took so long to type, it logged me out

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

hey sexy, weird shit. I dont know why i read all that. also hi

[Kaijuclock]

hey sexy, weird shit. I dont know why i read all that. also hi

because you love me

[Kombucha]

I thought it was interesting.

Also yeah that is pretty fucked up.

[Kaijuclock]

I thought it was interesting.

Also yeah that is pretty fucked up.

if i wrote a book about my life, would you people buy it?

[Kombucha]

if i wrote a book about my life, would you people buy it?

I would say that I would buy it and honestly aspire to eventually purchase it but probably never do so because I am a lazy procrastinating prick who also relies on my nice but very cheap parents.

[Kaijuclock]

I would say that I would buy it and honestly aspire to eventually purchase it but probably never do so because I am a lazy procrastinating prick who also relies on my nice but very cheap parents.

2 words

Bit Torrent


e-book ftw

[Kombucha]

2 words

Bit Torrent


e-book ftw

Hell yeah.

[PowerGloveClock]

interesting, also hi

[Kodiakclock]

i would read that shit then use the papers to roll my joints SNOOGINS

[Kodiakclock]

hey gir

[Kodiakclock]

;{D

[Marlin Clock]

It is nice to hear that you aren't dead or something.




 Jesus Christ, you get close, though.

[Professor Lord Remmington]

I suggest Purchasing an RPG and placing some sandbags on your proch, invest in a deckchair and sit on it waiting untill the zombie's come.
I find this gives you time to settle back and think while limiting outside interference, no-one distrubs the man holding the rocket-propelled grenade with a thoughtfull look on his face.

If all else fails its time to get drunk

[DNAClock]

So I start reading Gir's thread and after one minute I pass out, I wake up 15 min later only to pass the fuck out again. After 3 days I wake up again and go to a hospital where I was diagnosed with brain cancer, then I passed out again and I woke up at the doc's office, who happens to be playing poker with my testicles.
 
The end.

[patriotclock]

i know you like to hear about things that happen to me

where would my life be without you?

[AvocadoClock]

Do you live in a trailer park or perhaps a soap opera?

[PimpClock]

I would totally buy a book if you, or anyone else has a story as interesting as this wrote one

[SilverClock]

How the fuck did your roommate shoot his wife while he was home watching tv, and who the fuck are you moving in with, what?