I have a lump in my throat

[AMPEEEM]

There has a lump in my throat for about 5 months now, and I'm starting to stress over it, which is bad, because that might be the cause.

I've stopped smoking weed in an attempt to get rid of it, I take vitamin supplements, sometimes its hard to choke down certain foods because of it, my gag reflex is very sensitive and I'm just over all scared.

I'm going to the doctors next week, which I also always dislike because of the pricey fees in this country, but has anyone else experienced this?

Comfort me :{

[Losperman]

has anyone else experienced this?

Have you been getting hair in funny places as well? Or maybe had some cracks in your voice lately?

[PimpClock]

Have you been getting hair in funny places as well? Or maybe had some cracks in your voice lately?

Haha I was thinking that

[Slash]

It's a baby

[PaperClipClock]

[Moose Clock]

I've got a massive lump in my throat too. It makes me sexy.

[LeekClock]

Probably just a swollen gland.

[salt]

I think that's called an Adam's Apple, AMPM.

[Wind-up Clock]

Probably the thyroid gland or something. If it's swollen, it makes you look like you're choking on a ping-pong ball.

[TwistClock]

Haha I was thinking that

Shush Child

[AMPEEEM]

Have you been getting hair in funny places as well? Or maybe had some cracks in your voice lately?

Yes! How did you know!?
I hope I haven't caught something too deadly! D:

[NintendrCkolc]

my mother had a lump in her throat a couple years back.. Seemed to me it had something to do with her thyroid and she had to have it drained. It basically looked like a small egg on the side of her neck..

[Loki Clock]

I asked Tom Waits about the lump in his throat and he says it's where Santa puts the coal if you've been bad. That's why his voice is so gravelly- that's the sound of coal against sinew.

[AMPEEEM]

my uncle had a lump in his throat... now hes dead

You need to shhhhh

[DNAClock]

A lump in your NECK, right? I doubt it's the thyroid gland but it could be... It's more likely to be a "dead" lymph node.
 
Now, have you been feeling weak or apathetic the last 5 months? Depressed? How would you describe the consistence of the lump? Do you think the lump has been growing? Did the lump appeared after a flu or an upper airway infection? Do you like men? Can you move the lump a couple of centimeters from it's place or you just can't move it? Does it hurt when you talk, eat, swallow, touch it? Do you own dildos? Is there a history of thyroid problems in your family? Have you lost weight in the last 5 months? Is the area around the lump red or swollen? Were you touched by your uncle at a young age? How often do you smoke and how many cigs a day? Have you gone to the hospital in the last 6 months?
 
Answer please, I might get a decent diagnosis =)

[Steve]

i had one of them once but i didn't wait five fucking months to get it sorted it was some sort of infection in my gland and the doctors hooked me up with some fine shit it was a good day cos i was drinkin' tomato soup all day and shit man it was FUN.

[CeleriacClock]

Does it hurt?

[Solenoidclock]

The absence of a lump in my throat worries me, be thankful.

[ToiletRollClock]

Probably just a swollen gland.

I had that for while. Was only a bit swollen. Going to the doctor's is definitely a good idea, whatever it is.

[AbsintheClock]

I once gave somebody a lump in their throat then I took my willy out of it.