GrandfatherClock Contest (Round 3)

[Flounderpa]

best pot in Hyrule since 1980

[HitchhikerClock]

*POT JOKE*

[Silly Putty Clock]

Do you remember Woodstock, man? It was, like, far out... man.

[Steve]

im a fuckling girl faggots

[INoodleClock]

"If all else fails, use fire."

(Quote from Zelda II on the NES).

What do I gets for winning the first round?

[WreckingBallClock]

Man... my pits smell weird...

[DNAClock]

Forget about the pot he is wearing a fucking corset.

[GrandfatherClock]

It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:

[HitchhikerClock]

It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:

NOW PRESENTING THE MOST GLORIOUS CHAIR IN ALL THE WORLD

[Losperman]

Gentlemen.

[Pube Carville]

It appears that none of you are funny, so onto round 3:

Your asshole, everyone has had a turn in it.

[Kidney BeanClock]

fart fart fart fart poop

[WreckingBallClock]

Why don't you go ahead and have a seat? (Chris Hanson style.)

[ToiletRollClock]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the lord almigh- shit, where's he gone?

[Silly Putty Clock]

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR PORNO STASHES, WORLD LEADERS, YOU WILL PAY THIRTY TRILLION DOLLARS TO ME, THE INVISIBLE MAN!

[Heliopios]

OUR NAME BRAND CHAIR HAS BUILT IN SPOTLIGHTS FOR EPIC SITS

[Beret]

sit down asshole.

[PowerGloveClock]

Gentlemen.

lol

[ToiletRollClock]

Fuck you Dracula!

[ActionClock]

chair.