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Farted by ArcticSwirlClock, August 30, 2008, 03:15:12 PM

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ArcticSwirlClock

Fuck! I gotta evacuate.

I'm like 40 miles off the coast right where it's hitting.

Not returning until next week, this is gonna suck balls.

Except the part about being off of school.

That caresses balls in a not so gay fashion.

EDIT: Thanks to whomever corrected the title.


CaramelAppleClock

I hope you'll have a place to go back to.

TequilaClock

As awkward it sounds, hurricanes have been a great benefit in my zone. Thanks to the Californian gulf we don't get a direct hit of the storm and we receive lots and lots of rain. Summer is fucking harsh here.

LuxenbergClock

I HOPE HE DOESN'T HAHAHAHHH
QuoteBob awesome

salt

I hope while you're evacutating, you're too late and the hurricane catches up with you and overturns your car.


Then you crawl out slowly, alive, but wounded. You stand up and see all your family members dead in the car. You're lucky to be alive, but then the high winds sends a pitchfork through your chest.




















jus' kidding hope verthing goes fine baby
hej.

okkkkkkkk,k


http://www.last.fm/user/SaltClock


vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

TequilaClock

PS: Hope it goes great for you <3

screwdriver_clock

Well at least its not like you live in Lousiana or something like tha-
















oh.

Flounderpa

Quote from: TequilaClock;1392159As awkward it sounds, hurricanes have been a great benefit in my zone. Thanks to the Californian gulf we don't get a direct hit of the storm and we receive lots and lots of rain. Summer is fucking harsh here.
were the Hell do you live, here is fucking dry.
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Isison

Quote from: HazardClock;1392194were the Hell do you live, here is fucking dry.

I'm wet

AMPEEEM

<3 it'll be over before ya know it

screwdriver_clock

Quote from: Isison;1392199I'm wet

I love you Isison.

Slash

Stop building your stupid fucking houses in the way of fucking hurricanes.

TequilaClock

Quote from: HazardClock;1392194were the Hell do you live, here is fucking dry.
The red star.



Hasn't rained since two days ago but I see more coming ahead.

Flounderpa

Quote from: TequilaClock;1392220The red star.



Hasn't rained since two days ago but I see more coming ahead.
That's...........near from here, I leave in Tijuana some hours from there
I want some of that magic rain
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HitchhikerClock

Quote from: HazardClock;1392310I want some of that magic rain
I'll give you some magic rain

budumpTISH

But seriously good luck ArticSwirl I hope you make it.
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

Isison

just a reminder. This weekend is labor day weekend, and everything including coffins is on sale.

peyoteclock


billiardball-1

I wonder if rain dispersal rockets would make a hurricane better or worse.

PowerGloveClock

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