BREAKING NEWS: ORIGINS OF THE NOMBLE HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED

[LuigiClock]

According to Babynamer.com nomble is a Xhosa expression meaning "Beauty."


Xhosa





Who speaks Xhosa?


SO THE NOMBLE IS AFRICAN!

[WrenchClock]

So Nelson Mandela is the nomble?

[Steve]

ARGH FUCK MOONPIG

[Silly Putty Clock]

What's funny is I have no idea what the nomble is.

[TremcladClock]

What's funny is I have no idea what the nomble is.

Just don't feed it when you find out.

[AbsintheClock]

It does not stop. It just kills until you are dead. It also has investments in BP Energy resources.

[TwistClock]

 
It does not stop. It just kills until you are dead. It also has investments in BP Energy resources.

This

[Silly Putty Clock]

It does not stop. It just kills until you are dead. It also has investments in BP Energy resources.

Do you have to perform the Ritual of Chüd to kill it?

[Solenoidclock]

[RomanClock]

Do you have to perform the Ritual of Chüd to kill it?

It is eternal.

[Silly Putty Clock]

It is eternal.

Now, should "it" be capitalized?

[HitchhikerClock]

Now, should "it" be capitalized?

In this case, yes.

[Silly Putty Clock]

In this case, yes.

I meant apart from the beginning of the sentence. What I meant was is "it" a proper noun in this case.

[TruncheonClock]

Underground, Overground, Nombling Free,
The Nombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find,
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

Uncle Bulgaria,
He can remember the days when he wasn't behind The Times,
With his map of the World.
Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!

Nombles are organized, work as a team.
Nombles are tidy and Nombles are clean.
Underground, Overground, Nombling free,
The Nombles of Wimbledon Common are we!

People don't notice us, they never see,
Under their noses a Nomble may be.
We nomble by night and we nomble by day,
Looking for litter to trundle away.

We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even bottles and tins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,
Is what we do!