So it turns out that the world is flat...

[Silly Putty Clock]

The Earth is growing on a giant tree. Get on AIM, Loki.

[WreckingBallClock]

No, it's a cylinder, with a constantly-shifting surface. That's why it always looks like a sphere from space. Also, it's always turning so that one of the circular faces is facing the astronauts.

EDIT: Also, this looks like an excellent opportunity for a raid. Those of you who are interested, get in contact with me on AIM.

EDIT EDIT: Ohohoho you almost had me there. This forum is obviously fake.

The forum isn't fake, or so they say. What's fake?

Also, astronauts are fake, because the moon landing is fake, and they are all part of the conspiracy.

[Silly Putty Clock]

The forum isn't fake, or so they say. What's fake?

Also, astronauts are fake, because the moon landing is fake, and they are all part of the conspiracy.

Actually, I admit that I signed up and started posting anyway, and it does appear that they're serious about it. This thread misled me with its obviously flawed logic. It appears that the FE'ers are all in a paranoid state of denial.

[PolyhedronClock]

I thought this was a thread based on the what-if question, "What if the world was flat?". Oh well, still worth a nice read.

[WreckingBallClock]

I'll sign up as Jack Thompson.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'll sign up as Jack Thompson.

Meet you there. I'm Atheist Antagonist and I'm already making a complete ass of myself.

NOTE TO PROSPECTIVE RAIDERS: Read their FAQ thoroughly before posting there. If you don't, they will shun you.

[The Spoiler]

This looks like fun. I can't wait to explain how tides work (there are two simultaneous high tides on opposite sides of the earth). I'd love to see them try and make up some bullshit theory.

Look out for someone named 'Jules Verne' (because Journey to the Centre of the Earth contains an equally bullshit theory of the earth)

[Marlin Clock]

Jules Vern was a sci-fi author, not a scientist

[CD Clock]

uh i think its a joke guys and you're all stupid for falling for their trap

[RobClock]

those guys make the church of Google look brilliant.

[GearBoxClock]

Maybe I should sign up. I'm already an ass here.

[WreckingBallClock]

This looks like fun. I can't wait to explain how tides work (there are two simultaneous high tides on opposite sides of the earth). I'd love to see them try and make up some bullshit theory.

Look out for someone named 'Jules Verne' (because Journey to the Centre of the Earth contains an equally bullshit theory of the earth)

Tides are caused by tilting of the Earth. Ever find all of your stuff rolling to one side of the room? NO?! Oh, well then... these "tides" must be created by the government conspiracy for our monies then.

@Marlin: Well, L. Ron Hubbard was a sci-fi writer, and now he's a god. Go figure.