The terrible fanfiction generator!

[Exclamation Mark]

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/


Might be old but whatever


A few examples

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Titanic and Monster Garage.   The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Emeril Legasse and Nancy Drew.   The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Outlaw Star and Xmen.   The story should use love triangles as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Toy Story and Dragonball Z.   The story should use a party as a plot device!

[shit for brains]

I think that the first one can become an excellent live action film

[IvysaurClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mr. Ed and NYPD Blue. The story should use the future as a plot device!

YES.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dilbert and Ally McBeal. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Doom. The story should use marriage as a plot device!

um...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tarzan and King Arthur. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!

WAIT WHAT NO
UNDO
UNDO!!!

[DillClock]

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dungeons & Dragons and NASCAR. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!"

DRAGONS HYPNOTISED INTO THINKING THEY'RE NASCAR DRIVERS.

FUCK YEAH.

[WrenchClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and FoxTrot. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!

What in God's name is Arbor day

[DillClock]

What in God's name is Arbor day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbor_day

You should use the internet sometime, it's a great tool.

[ArgoonKlok]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gilligan's Island and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use marriage as a plot device!

Gee, skipper!

[shit for brains]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Walker, Texas Ranger and Daikatana.   The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!

so Chuck norris is being hynotised and he becomes a ninja... HOT!

[RobClock]

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Mega Man and Final Fantasy 9.   The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"

it actually said this

[catclock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Donkey Kong and The Simpsons. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

Alright so Homer accidently opens the gate of hell and for some reason Donkey Kong is there and the two families have to TEAM UP TO SAVE THE EARTH FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL >w<

[PimpClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Something Awful and Godzilla.   The story should use rape as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Yoshi's Island and Superman.   The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!

Well, hello  there Superman

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Starsky and Hutch and Murphy Brown.   The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!


I'm tempted to attempt to write this one, actually.

[PirateClock]

I liked the Tom Clancy plot generator.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies


Drug lords devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels.  The plot twists when the Drug lords hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Drug lords once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Drug lords blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[SnakeClock]

JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMAN'S BROTHER WAS ONE DAY IN AN OFFICE TYPING ON A COMPUTER!

[LotusClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Yoshi's Island and Rugrats. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!

What's scary is that this one would actually work.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Animaniacs. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

Furries coming of age. Hooray!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and the Little Mermaid. The story should use furries as a plot device!

Oh dear god...

[Kombucha]

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining The Odyssey and Duke Nukem. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!"

Awesome.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining Alf and MacGyver. The story should use possesion by Satan as a plot device!"

Hahahaha.

[PaperClipClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Rugrats and Lord of the Rings.   The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

[Slash]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Law & Order and Batman. The story should use rape as a plot device!

That would be pretty damn cool

[Kombucha]

That would be pretty damn cool

It would a Law and Order \ Batman crossover with the crime being rape and Batman has to investigate the crime.

[SnakeClock]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining  Rugrats and Lord of the Rings.   The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

This thing just keeps getting weirder and weirder!