So I let my girlfriend out of kitchen today, and she.......

[Isison]

Bought an ipod touch for 299. Oh fuc...........

I had to say "that's nice", and I promise myself to turn off all internet and cable news source this week at home, so she won't know about her stupidity.

[TorchClock]

Isision, what the fuck?

[Munglai]

you don't have a girlfriend

[SnakeClock]

You don't have a kitchen.

[LambdaClock]

your girlfriend is porn and a hand

you bought the ipod after making home cooking you sick what the fuck isison

[Kodiakclock]

i came here to post exactly this

stop making shitty threads

[Isison]

stop making shitty threads

i came here to post exactly this

[SnakeClock]

i came here to post exactly this

Don't take credit for other people's wit.

[SnakeClock]

there was nothing witty about the shit he quoted

I know, which shows his pathetic standards for theft... or his poor sense of irony.

[SnakeClock]

or that isison is dumb and has never made a good post

Yeah, true. I do usually overthink these things.

[Il Duce]

What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?

[SnakeClock]

What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?

Nothing, except it will make Isison's "girlfriend" literate and educated, and he won't have anyone to make him pie and give him handjobs all day.

By "girlfriend", I of course mean his mother.

[DNAClock]

What the fuck is wrong with the iPod touch?

New generation of Ipods is being showed on tuesday... supossedly.
 
http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/supposed-ipod-nano-4g-really-unboxed/

[Il Duce]

Nothing, except it will make Isison's "girlfriend" literate and educated, and he won't have anyone to make him pie and give him handjobs all day.

By "girlfriend", I of course mean his mother.

It can't make you literate if you can't read.

[SnakeClock]

Hey look, it's an iZune Nano.

It can't make you literate if you can't read.

The Touch has some surprisingly useful apps...

[SeedClock]

isision is going to be royalty soon

[DNAClock]

bada bing! http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/05/ipod-nano-4g-leaked-in-actual-factual-really-real-spy-photo/
 
Some people say they look fake... some people say they look real... I think Steve Jobs and his friends wouldn't miss a chance to unveil a new set of ipods so the average idiot replaces his last year ipod with a brand and shiny new super stylin' piece of overpriced shit.

[SnakeClock]

bada bing! http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/05/ipod-nano-4g-leaked-in-actual-factual-really-real-spy-photo/
 
Some people say they look fake... some people say they look real... I think Steve Jobs and his friends wouldn't miss a chance to unveil a new set of ipods so the average idiot replaces his last year ipod with a brand and shiny new super stylin' piece of overpriced shit.

Too right. My next MP3 player is a Sansa, and I'm only getting it because my last MP3 player exploded.