holy shit!

[TequilaClock]

True, true. I hate ear wigs. They are relatives of the cockroach. And you know what I found out about cockroaches yesterday? They can't walk backwards, which is why if they crawl into your ear and don't have enough room to turn around, they have to be removed (most likely by a doctor). They can also eat away at your ear because of their sticky situation, which is why some people wake up with a bleeding ear and cockroach in their ear.

:I

[Rabid Id]

True, true. I hate ear wigs. They are relatives of the cockroach. And you know what I found out about cockroaches yesterday? They can't walk backwards, which is why if they crawl into your ear and don't have enough room to turn around, they have to be removed (most likely by a doctor). They can also eat away at your ear because of their sticky situation, which is why some people wake up with a bleeding ear and cockroach in their ear.

Speaking of bugs in ears!!

I heard that in Medieval times they used to stick maggots in your ear to clean out the stuff in it... e.g. earwax and then leave them in there and over time they would turn into flies and come flitting out.  Sexy.

I'm wondering why we still don't do that!?

[Losperman]

I'm wondering why we still don't do that!?

Because ear wax is good, silly!

[Rabid Id]

Because ear wax is good, silly!

"You can keep wiping those noses and butts, and you can even wipe out excess earwax that emerges from the ear, but please...please...please STOP swabbing out the ear canal." - Dr. Online Guy.

"What???" - Me.


"Even the makers of Q-tips warn about this practice, but to no avail. The teachings and practices of our parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents go deeper." - Dr. Online Guy

Aka your family hates you and wants you to puncture your ear drums and you are a dirty, filthy boy that rapes your ears.

[AMPEEEM]

Ok once

I went to a kids fun place called Rocky & Bullwinkle's Family Fun Center back in the day. I was using a fun game where you use a crane to pick up candy. I got a snickers and opned it up and ate it without looking. There were maggots inside and white shit on the bottom

[ToyotaClock]

i never use q tips because i am not a faggot

[Losperman]

Aka your family hates you and wants you to puncture your ear drums and you are a dirty, filthy boy that rapes your ears.[/IMG]

Yeah, pretty much. I remember my mom telling me that I had to clean my ears out after every shower or I'd get ear infections. It's going to be pretty hard to quit that habit. THANKS MOM FUCK

Ok once

I went to a kids fun place called Rocky & Bullwinkle's Family Fun Center back in the day. I was using a fun game where you use a crane to pick up candy. I got a snickers and opned it up and ate it without looking. There were maggots inside and white shit on the bottom

That's what you get when you let your heart win. Or eat something without looking. Same thing. Gross either way.

[DNAClock]

Maggots are still used to clean but not ear canals... infected wounds mainly. I've seen it, it's fun.

[BluezombieClock]

I fucking hate bugs. Why are they so bothersome?