Well, M-Bot Finally Squished My Neurotically Yours Reivews

[SnakeClock]

I've left a couple of stock reviews/rants about the sorry condition of Neurotically Yours as a cartoon, explaining how it's the same, it's in its own isolated little bubble, that Foamy is an aggressively shallow character that deserves no accolades, and it's biggest attempts at controversial content are semen and gas jokes, and gratuitous cursing. I was wondering when he was going to get off his metal ass and notice that I was speaking my mind, hoping to change things. He conveniently ignores all the dick-sucking reviews that actually violate the review guidelines since they don't talk about the movie at all, just about how Foamy is better than ever.

It's probably no sense trying anymore.

[TequilaClock]

I deflated after realizing it wasn't titled as "Well, M-Bot Finally Squished Neurotically Yours"

Yeah, fuck MBot.

[Heliopios]

You actually reviews the movies on newgrounds?


What's the point?

[SnakeClock]

"Well, M-Bot Finally Squished Neurotically Yours"

I wish.

[BinaryClock]

DAMN YOU M-BOT!

[PolyhedronClock]

[Slurpee]

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for : Cell Phones & Car Ads : on 5/13/08 at 9:58:54 PM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: STAR TREK DIDNT HAVE HANDSFREE COMMUNICATORS FOAMY
Review: STAR TREK COMMUNICATORS USED A CLAM-SHELL DESIGN LIKE REGULAR CELL PHONES THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

ZERO STARS
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This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for : Horror Flick Chicks : on 7/13/08 at 12:18:26 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG
Review: MUCH LIKE YOUR INSISTENCE THAT THE NEWER CELL PHONE DESIGNS ARE SOMETHING OUT OF STAR TREK; AN LAUGHABLE CLAIM WHICH I EXPLICITLY REBUKED IN A PREVIOUS REVIEW (BECAUSE THE COMMUNICATORS IN STAR TREK WERE IN FACT OF THE SAME CLAM SHELL DESIGN THAT YOU WERE LAUDING OVER THE NEWER DESIGNS AND WERE IN FACT THE VERY INSPIRATION FOR THE SAID DESIGN IN THE FIRST PLACE) THE CLAIM HEREIN THAT SLASHER MOVIES NEGATIVELY STEREOTYPE WOMEN IS EQUALLY INCORRECT. THE ENTIRE PSYCHOSEXUAL SUBTEXT OF BOTH TRADITIONAL AND MORE CONTEMPORARY HORROR FILMS, AS ANALYZED BY CAROL J. CLOVER IN HER BOOK ON THE SUBJECT "MEN, WOMEN AND CHAINSAWS: GENDER IN THE MODERN HORROR FILM" IS THAT ALL OF THE DEATHS IN A SLASHER MOVIE (TYPICALLY IN EQUAL PARTS OF EITHER GENDER EXCEPT IN MOVIES SUCH AS SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE AND SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE) ARE CATALYSTS FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE VIRGINAL "FINAL GIRL" WHO TRADITIONALLY ARMS HERSELF WITH A PHALLIC SYMBOL OF MALE AGGRESSION (SUCH AS A BASEBALL BAT, MACHETE, OR GUN) AND HAVING MASCULINIZED HERSELF PROCEEDS TO TAKE REVENGE ON HER TORMENTOR AND COULD IN FACT BE EASILY INTERPRETED AS A STATEMENT ABOUT THE INNER STRENGTH OF MOST WOMEN. THE IDEA OF GENDER STEREOTYPING IN HORROR FILMS HAS BEEN MUCH MORE SUCCESSFULLY SATIRIZED IN WES CRAVEN'S SEMINAL "SCREAM" TRILOGY WHEREIN THE MAIN PROTAGONIST, SYDNEY PRESCOTT, OPENLY MOCKS HORROR MOVIES DESCRIBING THEM AS "A STUPID KILLER STALKING SOME BIG-BREASTED GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS RUNNING UPSTAIRS WHEN SHE SHOULD BE GOING OUT THE FRONT DOOR," AND WHEN FACED IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT LATER IN THE MOVIE, IN FACT DOES THAT VERY THING, AND SUBSEQUENTLY IN THE INDEPENDENT HORROR COMEDY MOCKUMENTARY "BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON" THE AFOREMENTIONED GENDER ROLE ARCHETYPES ARE FURTHER EXPLORED AND IN FACT PLAY A PIVOTAL ROLE IN THE PLOT. YOUR IGNORANCE OF THE SUBJECT YOU SEEK TO DISCUSS IN THIS MOVIE DETRACTS TREMENDOUSLY FROM THE VIEWING EXPERIENCE, DESTROYING IMMERSION EVEN MORE SO THAN THE PATHETIC AND BLATANT SEXUAL PANDERING ON THE PART OF THE PURPLE-HAIRED GOTH CHICK.

ZERO STARS.
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I should start doing these again. I think I'm the only one who thought it was funny, which makes it even better.

[miracle fruit]

whoa slurppes a head honcho now

what else happened

[HeinekenClock]

I should start doing these again. I think I'm the only one who thought it was funny, which makes it even better.

They're hilarious, actually. Did people react on you?

[HitchhikerClock]

I should start doing these again. I think I'm the only one who thought it was funny, which makes it even better.

ahahahahahahahah
Everytime I review illwillpress cartoons, it lasts a day, I might as well be doing that

[DillClock]

make the obvious choice

post them again

[Thor]

Why would you even bother to leave a review for an IllWillPress movie?

Nobody reads them, nobody cares about what you have to say, and it's going to get deleted if it's not 10/10